I’m becoming a Stroke.
In hair form only.
it’s not *that* bad. well, it is *that* bad, but I always wanted to date a rock star, and now I’m married to one!
As long as it isn’t this one, t can’t be too bad
at least it’s not a mullet
lord i’m tired of that haircut.
as long as you don’t wear trucker hats. swear, that is so last fall.
i’ll trade you hair problems ANY fucking day.