Pants Questions

How low are the pants going to go? Can they ever go too low? Should they go lower? Are gynecologists behind the recent continual drop of the waistline? What is it doing to the birthrate? Does low-rise = slut?

I’m very confused right now by the state of the pants nation.

  • http://dirtnerdluv.diaryland.com/index.html andrew

    ankle high low slung Levi’s paired with v-neck thongs i think is the direction it’s going.

  • http://www.pomstar.com/ Raph

    We’re entering a second age of enlightenment, my friend. Don’t fear it.

  • http://www.penswords.com brent

    butt cleaveage
    plumber chic
    quarter slot
    whatever you call it, it’s nice to have more opportunities to use the word “pants”

  • http://kiwi-kath.diaryland.com kath

    All I know is when I call it “plumber’s butt” on my teenaged daughter, she is horrified and pulls them up.

  • http://www.digitalcathararsis.com the mighty jimbo

    low or no, i’m just thrilled that tight is back in the light.

    cause, damn, girlfriend. DAMN.

  • lily

    all I know is if they get any lower the damn things wont stay up and I’ll be damned if I walk around ‘saggin’

  • http://www.osnews.com DAVID

    My main complaint is seeing those love handles bulging out over the hiphuggers. Let’s be honest here — how many Americans are actually thin enough that they should go aound showing off their midriffs? This fact alone assures that this fad will not be around that much longer. People are not getting thinner.

  • http://na dani

    all I say is crack kills!

  • http://electrolicious.com Ariel

    I think the glitterati might as well just switch over to chaps and a gstring. I mean really, that’s what they’re wearing at this point anyway.

  • http://www.tenth-muse.com Joelle

    If they’re low enough to see your pubic bone, they’re too low. I don’t need to know that Tara Reid waxes pubescent.

  • George

    I do need to know if Tara Reid waxes pubescent. .