Regime Change 2004

Although I suspect W will be re-elected based on anecdotal evidence and purely unscientific data gathering, there is always grist (free registration required).

Despite wanting to, Blurbomat will not be moving back to California to run for Governor. Somebody has to stop Arnold “I totally inhaled in my hit movie, Pumping Iron” Schwarzenegger.

For those tired of politics and who might just want to learn about penis shapes.

  • http://blab-o-rama.com Beerzie Boy

    I am so lucky to be living in the Golden State. However, I’m voting for the Other Arnold, Gary Coleman.

  • stella

    kind of disappointed here…the penis shapes link doesn’t seem to be working.

  • http://www.notme.com jenna

    how cheap is the Emusic account? can’t find it on their web page…

  • dj blurb

    stella, search yahoo news for “penis shape”.

    jenna, it’s $14.95/month for 3 months or cheaper if you do a 12 month subscription.

  • dj blurb

    Actually, I fixed the penis link. Kung Log is weird. Not sure I like what it does to URLs. Maybe it’s an MT-Textile problem. Either way, penis shape news!

  • http://buzzsaw.blogspot.com the propagandist

    yeah, california, glad i live here. especially working in politics, i can appreciate the fucking carnival that is the recall election.

    complete with a strongman and a freak show.

  • http://www.realityremixed.com Keith

    Arnold Schwartzenegger, Arianna Huffington or Angelyne — who can I vote for who won’t be even more inept than Gray Davis?

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    My goodness, did anyone catch Tracy Ulman on Jon Stewart last night? She and had some things to say about the election. Good stuff indeed.

  • Mojo

    Yeah, we don’t care that Clinton said “I tried to, but I couldn’t inhale,” but Arnold sucks because he admits to it and says he’d address it if it came up in the election. Filthy, filthy Republicans.

  • jennifer

    i don’t know about you, but i don’t choose who to vote for based on whether or not they’ve inhaled or whether or not they’ve admitted they inhaled. california is fucked bigtime. our economy is in the tank. actually it’s leaked from the tank and is now like poisoning our ground water and other real bad stuff like that. yay junk bond status! this recall is costing tens of millions of dollars and has the potential to put a real clown in office. arnold sucks because he’s already proven he has no foresight or ability to reason in the political arena with his huge ridiculous “after school program” proposition of 2002. i’m gonna move to where there’s a political climate that is at least predictable, if not ideal. sorry to debate in a comment. but i had to fulfill my one metaphor quota today.

  • Grace

    How convenient, I was just wondering, for scientific purposes — of course, why the penis is shaped the way it is… And now, with this highly reliable testing, done with dildos, fake vagina’s and cooking products, my mind will rest easy.

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    I know this is stating the obvious, I’m good at that. I think what bugs me the most about Arnold running for Governor, especially if he wins the election (which I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he does so), is that it’s appearing more and more so that our leaders are able to buy their way into office and aren’t elected by their abilities. It’s sickening and sad.

    I think Jenna Jameson should run.

  • Suzyn

    Deep. Penile. Thrusting. That’s just the pick me up I needed on a Monday. Thanks, Jon!

  • http://www.blurbomat.com/archives/daily/08_07_2003.shtml chica

    The whole recall is a joke. It’s needed, but damn, 90 candidates? Whatever.