A Belated Giving of Thanks and Drink

While I am thankful for my wife, my soon to be born child, my dog, my parents and siblings, this year … Continue reading →

Utah Sucks… If You Are a Mormon

When I lived in Utah and was a practicing Mormon, I couldn’t wait to get out. It drove me crazy. The provincialism, the … Continue reading →

Chocogasm

2 Kraft® Handi Snack chocolate pudding paks 1.5 Chocolate Brownies 25 Peanut M&Ms Place the Brownies into a bowl, breaking them … Continue reading →

Panther Warning: Avoid Font Book at All Costs

In my real life, I play someone who needs to be able to activate fonts on the fly, i.e. someone in … Continue reading →

An Orgasm of Shit

I was originally going to title this entry, “Showing the Better Half Too Much of My Ass Crack,” but I realized … Continue reading →

Gunwhaling