Vote!

Like you need me to tell you.

Voting this morning wasn’t too bad. A small line. I would imagine it will get crazier as the day progresses.

When I was a kid, my dad was a political junkie (runs in the family) and he’d take us down to the local paper, on a school night! and watch the results come in. It was a cool thing to see the votes being reported in real-time. My dad would drink the complimentary apple cider and schmooze with the press, the onlookers and try to talk to us about what was happening. It was pretty cool. Our Sunday lunch/dinners were always loaded with political disucssion. I have a couple of siblings who disagreed with my dad, and the discussions got pretty heated, usually with my dad calling bull or horseshit and one of the siblings muttering something under their breath. Not unlike the scene in Ice Storm where Christina Ricci is going off about NIxon.

My dad was a city councilman who left politics to help my mom with her business when her partner wanted out. My great-grandfather was a mayor. My mom said that my great-grandmother believed that women should be allowed to vote, and was more liberal than my great-grandfather. Apparently, she was hard of hearing and their political arguments were loud and fierce. I’ve always been drawn to C-SPAN and politics. I’ve just never had the gonads to jump in all the way.

No matter who wins, today I think of my dad and how he’s most likely rolling in his grave with my political leanings.

  • http://www.secondnegative.com Greg

    No offense “Barb”, but what the hell are you talking about?

  • http://www.blurbomat.com Josh

    Just got back from voting in Columbus, Ohio and well, damn. 2.5 hour wait of which 1.5 hours were in the rain. Awesome. But well worth the wait. I’ve read that there is apparently some “voter intimidation” going on in Ohio. There were certainly zealots on both sides at my polling place but at least everyone was civil. Anyone trying to intimidate anyone to vote, be it to the right or the left, deserves a swift kick in the junk.

  • http://konzadiary.diaryland.com juli

    I voted for celibacy. No dick, no bush. Is that too risque for blurbomat? If yes, my apologies. I won’t do it again. Well, I’d vote the same way again, I just wouldn’t phrase it that way again. Does that make any sense?

  • Valerie

    Here’s what I am counting on (well, not really, but it’s fun to be a pundit):
    Virgos are more likely than people of other astrological signs to show up at the polls AND virgos are more likely to be democrats, at least with the women virgos. Therefore, Kerry wins.

  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Daniel

    My polling place was friggin’ Romper Room this morning. The poll workers were all clearly stoned to the bejesus and it took some of the old folks a good 20 minutes to figure out the voting machine. But my area of CA is overwhelmingly Republican, so the majority of knuckle-draggers isn’t a complete surprise.

    If Kerry loses, I’m totally snagging a plasma screen TV when the riot starts.

  • Derek

    What really offends me is the viciousness of the anti Bush position taken by so many in these pages. For or against Kerry or Bush, America is diminished generally by the relentless disprespect you show your own President. You also shame the position of being a Democrat by making a loathing of the President your single issue.

  • Virginia

    Hey WN in Canada. I also have many friends who are ready to split if Bush is elected. I find that deeply dissapointing. If that tool is elected, I feel it my duty to stay here and fight the fight. People likes us need to stick it out and breed. This is my country! And I will not give it up to a bunch of greedy liars! Change, evolution is inevitable. Something has got to give, and I want to be here when it happens. Even if we have many more years of fighting those idiots — my conscience would get the better of me if I hightailed to another land.

  • Stacey Kirkland

    jon, it strikes me that you may be carrying on a tradition here. i understand you had baby Leta there helping to cast your vote. what is it they say about those apples not falling far from the tree?

    thanks so much for keeping us all inspired during this amazing, too real for t.v. election season.

    Kerry-Edwards ’04.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/makingmywayhome Kristina

    Voted for Kerry about 3 hours ago. Possibly heading to the Kerry headquarters in downtown Chicago. If Bush wins, my boyfriend and I am planning to start a riot. Any takers?

  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Daniel

    Get a grip, Derek. This is politics. And if Bush hasn’t earned our “relentless disrespect” by bombing the shit out of Iraq for no good reason after lying to the people who elected him about why he was dragging us to war, then what, pray tell, should we say about him?

    But this is the best line of the day: “You also shame the position of being a Democrat by making a loathing of the President your single issue.” Is this Karl Rove or Derek?

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/makingmywayhome Kristina is in need of grammar check

    Wow, we –are– planning on starting a riot.

  • http://symbioticfishes.blogspot.com Fish

    I’m going to attach the word “relentless” to everything I say from now on:

    “I have a need to perform relentless drinking“
    “I have to engage in relentless peeing“
    “I’m so angry, I’m giving you the relentless finger“
    “You’re relentlessly boring“
    “She’s relentlessly ugly”

    There’s so many possibilities!

  • http://symbioticfishes.blogspot.com Fish

    P.S.: I voted blue in a yellow state, and I’m proud of it.

  • http://plentifool.com chris

    Derek, I seem to recall a similar “relentless disrespect” and “loathing” of a sitting President during the previous two terms. Might that man have been a Democrat?

    You might not have been one of those folks, but it’s still a “pot calling the kettle black” issue.

  • http://www.blurbomat.com Natasha

    I voted Libertarian in a blue state, only because Massachusetts is fairly guaranteed to be a Kerry state and I want to help the Libertarians along to that 3% of the vote in order for them to remain as a party.

    I’m absolutely horrified that my former state of Ohio not only voted “yes” to defining marriage as ONLY between a man and a woman, but also voted to ban civil unions as well.

    Ohio—YOU SUCK.

  • http://www.bombshellsociety.com Lisa on Maui

    Just back from voting for Kerry/Edwards in Maui, Hawaii–a state that has apparently become a battleground state in the last couple of weeks…after not mattering at all for the last forever…probably b/c we have a “Republican” governor for the first time in like 40 years, even though when she was the mayor of Maui she was primarily Democrat. sheesh!
    Both parties started running ads, Bush sent Dick out here and Kerry’s daughter was here with Gore and we had national media coverage.
    Suppose it’s good for tourism?

    Here’s a big ALOHA to all !

    BTW, Jon…your Drunkenstein pic on dooce​.com looks like Reagan from that angle…fun!

    ~lisa

  • http://www.bellacara.blogspot.com bellacara

    Geez. My friend just called and asked if I cancelled our “girl’s day out” tomorrow because she said that she wouldn’t vote for Kerry in a million years and of course, I voted Kerry. I haven’t called her back yet. I thought I should just let her sit and stew for awhile.