• http://serialblogonomy.blogspot.com/ Katie

    Oh my god… I’m… I’m FIRST! Okay, okay, even my sarcasm is lame. But I DID guffaw when I saw the title.

  • sheyna

    that’s love.

  • http://www.sweetney.com sweetney

    nothing better than a good dose of fiber after a night of heavy drinking to clean the system out. nature’s broom and all, ya know.

  • http://sugarpants.net Candice

    Ha! “Nature’s Broom.”

    (I am 12.)

  • http://misskimberley.blogspot.com Kimberley H.

    A good dose of bran, OR a lot of draft beer and some hot hot hot buffalo wings. Oh, yeah … that’ll work like a charm.

  • http://moxiemoron.diaryland.com Moxie

    so glad there’s that ‘ins’ on muffins.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ The Fat One

    My Lady…like on SNL when Will Farrell and that chick talk about lamb meat and wine and how they are LUvvas. MMM fun and tasty.

    http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.digitalcatharsis.com the mighty jimbo

    nothing says romance like a good movement.

  • http://prettycrabby.com Em

    Make it one more for your lady and some bran for the road…

  • Tracy

    Makes the best bran loaf you ever pinched!

  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    Nothing says true love like colon-cleansing soluable fiber does it, Jon?

  • http://honestyrain.blogspot.com/ honestyrain

    awww, love. it’s a beautiful thing. pooping and love. they go hand in hand. well, no. not hand in hand. at least i hope not. god i hope not. ewwww. yuck.

  • Colleen from NJ

    mmm…muffins.

    ahhh…regularity.

  • Cheryl

    I too enjoy regularity Colleen. I am a nicer person when I am regular.

  • http://shenuts.com Sarcastic Journalist

    todays “duty” smelled like hamburger. I can’t tell you when the last time was that I ate meat.

    Who’s up for TMI?

  • http://www.seanna.com seannarae

    reminds me of a joke of fair quality and appropriate relevance…

    “why is your shit tapered at the ends?”

    “so’s your asshole doesnt slam shut”

    aw jeez, i dont know! i was 12!
    [tap][tap]
    is this thing on?

  • The Inmate

    Such irony. I’m scheduled for a colonoscopy on Thursday. If I had only known about bran muffins earlier!

  • http://misskimberley.blogspot.com Kimberley H.

    Seannarae! I just asked my boyfriend that joke trying to be funny, and he anwered it straight out. I was fuckin dissapointed. And you know, it’s totally love for John and Heather if it has to do with pooping and Whiskey.
    Hot or what?

  • http://spankyourcat.blogspot.com/ christilee

    I love the poop jokes, they keep me going…

  • http://spankyourcat.blogspot.com/ christilee

    Who’s ass is the management kicking?

  • http://www.seanna.com seannarae

    i dont know if there are too many more poop jokes worthy of this here column.

    although there is that wonderful story about my uncle who dropped a Shatner of his own in my aunts cats litter box. he says there are few things in his life as priceless as the blood-curdling scream she let out when she took the lid off to scoop the box out.

    poor cats. you KNOW they were never the same again after witnessing such a wretched sight as uncle fred growing a gorilla finger in their precious box.

  • Be, Oh Be

    LOL
    “uncle fred growing a gorilla finger”

  • http://www.peaceandhot-pinkpaint.com jenn

    There seems to be quite a bit of bran muffin bias. I love the bran, the oatmeal, the barley. regularity very important