State of the Union

Semi-real time blogging. At it’s worst.

7:11 MST After the fellatio of the Presidential entrance, Heather is already starting with “This is all bullshit. Blah, blah, blah.”

State of the Union addresses are typically overstated. This President is no different. Close up shot of John McCain proves how painful it is to listen to an address like this.

He’s just talked about 2.3 million new jobs in the past year. Here it comes. Flexible economy… flexible enough to stop the damn credit card companies from snail mail spamming the shit out of me?

He just said “discretionary” without a hiccup. Wow. Are they giving him a standing ovation for his pronunciation victory or the actual substance?

7:17 PM MST He just mentioned “junk” lawsuits. Like frivolous asbestos lawsuits. Hmmm. Because asbestos should be put into the school lunch program.

Heather is now unleashing obscenities at a high rate. “Smug fucking asshole.” Repeat x 10.

The shots of all the sitting legislators and Senators and cabinet members make them all look a bit rosy cheeked. What is the ratio of cocktail to person?

7:20 PM MST This year it’s not about how evil everybody else in the world is, it’s about promising EVERYTHING. Cleaner air! Lower taxes! More jobs!

Heather says Dick Cheney looks like a shark from _Finding Nemo_.

7:22 PM MST Here it comes. Social Security. Privatization. Does no one remember Enron and California in 2001?

He’s talking about Social Security running a deficit in thirteen years. He doesn’t seem to have a problem with THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT RUNNING A DEFICIT TODAY. Apparently deficit = collapse. It’s the same lingo he used to get us into Iraq.

I think reforms are in order for Social Security. I do not think that privatization is the answer. He’s got a long reach to come across the aisle, and based on history, I don’t think he’s going to make it. Does Jesus want privatization? I don’t attend a Christian church, so I’m a little out of the loop on what Jesus would do.

7:33 PM MST This is the part where he panders to his Jesus freak base. I believe that in 50 years, our children will look back on this time and wonder what the big deal was about consenting adults marrying.

7:40 MST Uh. Gonna be busy for the rest of the speech…

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    The privatization of Social Security is scary in so many ways. I think that what frightens me the most is how little people realize the affect this might have on everyone (and the world). It is my understanding that the Government will introduce a mandatory fund (sort of like 401 K only that’s voluntary) which will allow full-time employees everywhere invest money into the fund every paycheck. People can distribute their money into funds created by somebody else. And we all know what is very likely to happen.

    The folks who actually wish to get a decent chunk of money in the end (hell, the people who are eligible to use this fund, period) will inevitably add their money into the safest possibly fund, i.e. the fund with the most possible return. I have had a 401 K Long enough to know that these safter more “stable” funds don’t end up being funds surrounding education, environment, or feeding or housing the poor. Instead, folks will feed more into things like pharmaceutical research, defense funds — hopefully you get the picture.

    Higher risk = lesser money. I’d like to think that humans care enough to not take the most immediate reward and thereby actually work on reshaping and building the nation but I fear that won’t be the case. Safer more secure funds will take precedence.

    I am really worried about this option. I’d rather them implement what Clinton suggested and extend the retirement age. Not that I wish to work longer, but it sure beats making the richer even richer.

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    And who (at NBC) decided to put the camera behind all of the republicans? It’s the little things that piss me off. Last year I remember the reactions of those opposed. This year, it seemed like some kind of pep rally.

  • Marcie

    And they say the media is liberal! HA!

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    Holy crap! I am now realizing (now that I have had some caffeine) that my above rant makes little to no sense.

    Forgive.

  • Mike

    I love the raving, frothing at the mouth left. So entertaining. No arguments, just frothing and lots of it.

  • http://mssisyphus.blogspot.com Sisyphus

    You know what struck me most as a Canadian watching this speech? The call for a constitutional amendment to narrowly define marriage came 1 day after my Prime Minister introduced legislation to define this institution as the union of 2 individuals regardless of sex. State of our Unions indeed.

  • Nobody

    Since the Iraqis have just taken a huge step on a long road to real peace, and since this “insurgency” of bandits and monsters has been revealed for the desperate minority it is, y’all might take the time to reassess a few things.

    You can tell yourself the President is an idiot, but decency is winning in Iraq — if you don’t recognize that, and consider the possibility that some of your assumptions might have been wrong, then you’ll be talking to yourselves. And that’s bad for all of us.

  • http://www.blurbomat.com dj blurb

    I think this aptly describes the freakiness:

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    Anybody who wants God in the government is generally christian and nutty. That’s all I’m saying.

    Mike, the left has been effectively neutered. We’re in for a long four years.

  • http://wealhtheow.diaryland.com wealhtheow

    I thought about watching this, but since I developed chronic bronchitis and a sinus infection on Inaguaration Day, I was pretty sure I’d have a heart attack if I actually watched the speech. Even just listening to snatches of it on NPR this morning filled me with incredible rage.

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    Mike, excellent argument you pose^ No, really. Let me chew on your argument for a while and I’ll get back to you.

  • Mike

    Blurb, it’ll be longer than that if Howard Dean shapes the Democratic Party in his image.

    Speaking of deficits, social security running out of money and the federal government running a deficit are two completely different things. Governments issuing debt, even if it is running deficits, is a good thing. Debt injects capital into the economy and stimulates growth. The growth increases real tax revenues, even with lower taxes, due to the real increase in the size of the economy.

    Social security being broken is a fact. Over the next 75 years, SS promises $4 trillion more than SS tax receivables. There are many solutions: increase taxes, increase the retirement age, reform in order to increase returns on SS revenues at current tax rates.

    I think privatization is a good idea. First, you limit the amount that can be privatized to about 4% (about 1/3 of current SS taxes). Then you give people the choice to choose what type of fund(s) to invest in. People can choose risky or less risky funds. The point is it is their choice. In addition, the market has provided, over the past 75 years, a 6.4% per year return after inflation. The return on US Treasuries is a negative one. It doesn’t even keep up with inflation.

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    “I think privatization is a good idea. First, you limit the amount that can be privatized to about 4% (about 1/3 of current SS taxes). Then you give people the choice to choose what type of fund(s) to invest in. People can choose risky or less risky funds. The point is it is their choice”

    I didn’t do a great job in saying why this won’t work earlier, I know. Risky funds tend to be that of environmental ones, education, and so on. Inevitably, funds will be overlooked. This will not be fair.

    While this libertarian idea is a great one, it’s not feasible. People are not compassionate enough to take care of other people. It just will not work. That’s my opinion, however. We’ll see.

  • Marcie

    Hey Mike, does all of this frothing sound familiar? I think the republicans did it better over Clinton. Ahh, the good ol’ days!

  • Marcie

    One more thing. To address nobodys statement, there is nothing decent about invading Iraq. Yes, Saddam was a bad guy, yada, yada, yada. There are lots of bad guys out there, but the question is “Do they have oil?”. If America was decent we would be helping those poor people in the Congo, the Sudan and Sierra Leone. But guess what, they have nothing to offer us.

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    Actually, I think that was drool over the fact that someone still actually wants to suck on Clinton’s dick.

  • http://mihow.com mihow

    Now, now, Marcie. The folks of Seirra Leone bring us diamonds. Albeit, with stumps where their hands used to be, but they bring us diamonds, nonetheless.

  • Marcie

    The conservative right put their money where their frothing mouths were. Millions and millions of our tax dollars to find a blue dress with a stain on it. As I said, the republicans did it better.

  • Nobody

    Marcie, did you think Jon Stewart was funny — and right — when he apologized in a commencement speech to the graduates for “breaking” the world? Are you prepared to admit that the world suddenly seems a lot less broken than it seemed then, and that maybe you and Jon were missing something last June? If you were missing something then, is it possible that your basic approach is flawed, and thus maybe mistaken about some things now?

    The invasion’s “decency” has nothing to do with the fact that things are going far better in Iraq than the Left expected, and the news has reported. Which is why I said nothing about the invasion.

    You can try to change the subject, but the fact remains that the Left was wrong about the Iraq situation in at least some particulars, and that we’d all be better off if its members would admit it and assess where they went wrong.

  • Marcie

    Bottom line is that we never should of invaded Iraq. There were no weapons of mass destruction and Saddam Hussein was not a threat to us. I’m sorry this whole Iraq thing has you feeling proud to be an American and beating your chest. You’ve been duped.

  • Dang cold..

    Nobody,

    I’m afraid that US policy on Iraq had gone from weapons of mass destruction, to removal of a dictator and stablity in the middle east, to planting democracy and “freedom” in Iraq. The invasion was founded on false pretenses and on incorrect, fabricated intelligence. You relied on a swine named Chalabi for facts and you learn later that he’s a snake oil salesman. AND NOW YOU WANT TO ARREST HIM. Are things better in Iraq with Saddam’s removal? Of course. Nonetheless, Abu Graib prison will be etched in their memory for decades to come as well as my own. Knock off the moral high ground talk and don’t try and pull the wool over our eyes that this war wasn’t on the basis of the US securing interests in an oil rich region. Marcie is correct, you’ve been duped. It was illegal and unjustified and GW will go down in history as the blundering numb nut that he is. Sorry. 4 years will come and go and that will be the end of it. Robert MacNamara states in his autobiagraphy that mistakes were made with the administrations policy on Vietnam. Hind sight is 20/20 and 58,000 were sent to die in a failed exercise because, woops, someone made a mistake??? Have you learn from past blunders??Jesus Christ!!

    Mike — Frothing at the mouth is what people with your view point did when France, Germany and Canada told W to jump of a cliff and die when he sought out a cheering section for his proposterous initiatives. “Freedom fries”?!?!?. What a laughing stock.

    Happy Birthday Leta..

  • Somebody

    “People can choose risky or less risky funds. The point is it is their choice.”

    I can feel the spam snail mail & email filling up with promises of high returns with little risk…I can feel the Enron’s building…I can feel many many many many people shooting for the high money and getting dumped on, then going to the govt asking for help because the 2/3 of SS doesn’t pay for anything…I don’t feel the political suicide of saying ‘It’s your fault you have to die on a bench in Central Park’ regardless of republican or democrat.

    How are you going to ask someone with barely an education to pick a retirement fund? Hell I can’t even figure out my Roth IRA and I’m an engineer!

    No I don’t know the answer, but privitization opens the door for many a scam.

    If this does go through I’m investing in the mobile home industry that will profit from many ppl losing that 1/3 of their ‘own choice’.

  • Marcie

    Should rent the documentry The Fog of War. Nothing is black and white, wish it were that simple. As Robert MacNamara said, the people who are tried for war crimes are the people who lost. It can be easily reversed. Have you ever seen what we did to Japan?

  • Mike

    Somebody,

    Not if you limit their choices to 10 to 20 investments of the government’s choosing (i.e. low cost index funds, such as the Thrift Savings Plan for federal employees).

  • UnFreakyChristian

    You might be a Jesus-Freak if you profess to be a Christian and believe that Christianity commands you to impose your religious values on others, especially via government.

    You might be a Socialist/Communist if you think government programs are usually an effective solution to societal ills.

    Is there a common sense middle ground to be had here?

  • rebecca

    Mike, there are so many specific problems with your logic but I donít want to waste my morning pointing them out to you other than to say your stance on Debt is entertaining in its absurdity.

    What I think is most interesting about the differences in general between liberals and conservatives is this. Liberals see people (poor, rich, black, white, mocha, male, female, gay, straight,) the environment, nations etc. as being connected. They have a core belief that we are all in this together. ìInasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.î That sort of thing.

    Conservatives on the other hand look at the world territorially valuing their own family, religion, country, position in the food chain, as being autonomous and subsequently superior. As long as their own family is fed, clothed and healthy, screw the rest (unless they are on your team of course), they must be down on their luck because of something they did to deserve it. If you don’t see yourself in “the other” it makes it much easier to accept their suffering. ìWinner takes all.î That sort of thing. G W epitomizes this adolescent selfishness.

    Bree, Jesus was himself a bit of a freak, thatís what we liberals love about him. Embrace the freak, embrace it! Just donít go around shoving your beliefs down everyone elseís throat.