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  • Mrs. D

    Lacy — that’s hilarious…

    One who has a ‘Camel Toe’ — also a ‘YoYo Smuggler’…

  • lipseyebrows

    Mrs. D, ‘Box Dr.’ is possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

    We just went to Chicago last week and, for whatever reason, ‘furburger’ was the word of the day. Its sick how that word never stops being funny.

    Anyway, we just say ‘hooha’ at our house.

    ‘Meat curtains’? Disturbing.

  • http://introverteddeviate.blogspot.com/ Walking Contradiction

    pussy is kind of cliche I guess.

  • impy

    It’s fun to catch a cooter breeze while wearing a long skirt sans panties. Or so I hear, not like I would KNOW personally or anything„„

  • http://bucky4eyes.com Bucky Fur-Burger

    Eviluncledave, I apologize profusely for any damage your computer peripherals might have suffered as a result of my cheekiness.

    I guess I’d best not even start in talkin’ ’bout the butt sex, then.

  • http://thecaitlinator.blogspot.com Caitlinator

    Looks like I missed out too. Damn culture divide.

  • http://lindamar.blogspot.com Hank

    And I just have to say that I’ve always heard it as Fuzz Bumper not Fur Bumper.

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  • eviluncledave

    Bucky,

    My peripheral accepts your obviously heartfelt apology.

    And as long as the discourse on butt sex doesn’t involve anything about the seven dwarves looking to drop a shaft parallel to your glory hole in order to maximize the number of veins tapped in search of the mother lode; I think I’ll be fine. Your concern, however, is both duly noted and appreciated.

    –dave

  • http://bucky4eyes.com Bucky Fur-Burger

    Note to self: scratch the part about the dwarves.

    But really, dave, the mining/butt sex conversation makes me glad I just put new batteries in the lantern…

  • evilunceldave

    If by lantern you mean headlights, er, a head lamp, rather, then I applaud your foresight. One should never go into unfamiliar crevices without the proper gear. I’m a little concerned with the safety of your operation, however, as I’ve often heard that the employment of unreliable chaps in your strip mining outfit will almost guarantee a cave-in.…

  • KarlaRad

    Hey Jon — you are on Urban Dictionary’s front page today. It links to this entry, you famous guy

  • http://veganhunter.modblog.com VeganHunter

    To Lavonne and Sheila — what about a pay-to-comment feature on dooce​.com? I’m not sure that “all that extra ad income” generated by comment readers would cover much more than bandwidth.

  • http://bucky4eyes.com Bucky Fur-Burger

    eviluncledave — your concern is deeply appreciated, right down to my darkest crevice, but I hope it will make you breathe a little easier to know I have purchased Safety Chaps for just such an occasion.
    Safety first here. Well, okay, genital tingling first, and THEN safety. Safety is a very, very close second.

    And hey, I miss Dooce comments, too (speaking as one of the biggest bandwidth pigs). But I have to imagine Heather’s life is much less complicated without that bundle of chaos attached to her work every day.

  • http://dragonlady474.blogspot.com dragonlady474

    Lacy…
    I’m from Indiana originally and used to listen to Bob and Tom every morning. I always loved it when Heywood Banks was on.

  • http://introverteddeviate.blogspot.com/ Walking Contradiction

    Heywood Banks!

    TOAST!!!!!!

  • http://introverteddeviate.blogspot.com/ Walking Contradiction

    What about “Pusstache”????

  • http://dragonlady474.blogspot.com dragonlady474

    Heywood Banks is genius. My favorite song he does is “The Revenge Song”, also called “You can be mean to me”. What about the Mr. Obvious show? roflmao@ the turkeys.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Strizz

    Ok, who had to actually look furburger up?

  • http://bucky4eyes.com Bucky Fur-Burger

    What, Strizz? You want us to look up your furburger?

    Not on the first date, toots.

  • http://seriously-silly.blogspot.com/ Shelli

    Hair pie. As in…“Say miss, I’d like to order some hair pie for dessert.”

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