My First Mac

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In the fall of 1989, I came back to college flush with cash from my summer temp job where I worked as a word processor in Oakland, California. I had scored a fairly permanent gig wherein I typed all day in WordPerfect 4.2 at a 120 words per minute on a monochrome green screen. It was a painful, yet wonderful summer. One of those cusp-like summers when you read Crime and Punishment while listening to the Cure’s Disintegration (over and over and over), wonder what the hell you saw in that woman you started dating in March, only to have your grades and sanity impugned as you both went back home for the summer, discovered Bill Frisell, Fishbone, The Blue Nile and John Zorn and life was never the same.

I had returned from California to start the school year at Brigham Young University and had just formed Swim Herschel Swim; one roommate on skins and another offering managership. After I had spent most of my summer money on fruitless dates and realizing that I had to lock my shit down, I got a call from my bank. They asked my name. It was 8:03am and I thought something was wrong. They wouldn’t call for a mere overdraft would they? I had never overdrawn a U.S. bank account before…. I had deposited the last of the summer money a month or so prior and before walking out of the bank, on a whim, entered a drawing for a Mac Plus, with one megabyte of RAM. I had forgotten about the drawing completely and at the hour of the bank call, I was barely able to recover the memory of filling out the entry form, much less my current balance. I remember one of my roommates telling me I was crazy to enter and I told him I knew, but I was going to anyway, just for the hell of it.

After I clarified that the bank wasn’t joking, I realized I had about $30 in my account and that while the machine wasn’t the hottest of shit in the Mac line, it was a Mac. And free.

Free! Ha ha suckers!

I put the phone down and began screaming as if I had just won $340 million dollars in the lottery. I woke up all five roommates, and embarrassing antics ensued.

Our bass player gave me a copy of TypeStyler a couple of days later and I began to learn computer graphics in earnest. I had taken design courses, but they were analog. Oh the type that was mangled in the name of marketing for Swim Herschel Swim.

It took a year, but I got a job doing ads the next fall for the outdoor rental place on campus and made countless flyers, brochures and booklets, starting me on a path towards design, publishing, marketing, advertising and web stuff that would forever alter my life. I suppose that I would have figured a way to buy a Mac somehow, but back then Macs cost twice to triple what they cost now. A Mac IIfx was something like $5,200 with a student discount, $8k without.

That one free Mac showed me a different life. I can’t imagine it not being a part of my life, or my life without it.

Ok. I know. Culty. Still, after a brief flirtation in 2000-2001 with the PC side of things, it only took a new Mac operating system to swing me back in. And now I can’t really explain why I’m giddy about this:

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  • http://miniaturerose.blogspot.com Rose

    Ummm .. what is it?
    I guess that makes me geeky in my ungeekyness?

  • Robert Burns

    New Apple store I believe….

  • Kristen from MA

    sorry to cross-comment, but:

    i LOVE heather’s updated picture!

  • Laziza

    Did your skin seem to take on a greenish tinge from the (free!) screen? I was never sure whether I was imagining it.

  • http://www.ransom-note-typography.com Jon Deal

    Nice story! My first Mac was a IIci and it cost like $4K and I got my first ever bank loan for the thing. Paid $80/month for about 12 years to pay that sucker off. Ouch.

    Apple Store in The Gateway. I hear it *might* open by xmas. They have a ways to go, though.

    Jon…. just for fun, call MacDocs here in town and ask them when the Apple Store is opening. They LOVE that.

  • http://www.lesliedotcom.com leslie

    Ahhh… Mecca! I must admit, our own little slice (heh… slice… get it?!) of heaven is one of the smaller stores but you’ve gotta take what you can get, no?

  • http://hhhp://www.lemonlight.org Angie

    I remember fondly the Mac SE I got to use in my first job after leaving art college. I loved everything about it, apart from the fact that we weren’t allowed a cup of tea any where near it -not easy when you’re English, but then it did cost more than my annual salary!

  • http://www.sweetney.com sweetney

    weird. that’s the 2nd time in less than 7 days The Cure’s “Disintegration” has come up (in the first instance i was comparing the current state of blogdom to it). surely this is a sign. of… uhh… something.

  • Peter

    Nice. Gotta say my background was somewhat similar. Brief period of time right around the same 2000-2001 period that I ran a PC at home. What a nightmare. I’ve learned from my mistakes, and now my wife and I both run Apple laptops never to look back at PC’s again.

  • http://www.monkeydojo.net Miko

    you always remember your first one, neh? Congratulations on the store. A new apple store is always a cause for giddiness.

  • Sara

    Utah’s newest temple…

    Congratulations, though I have to say, the best part of the Mother Ship experience is talking geek with the genius bar employees.

  • Marcus

    I’ve always thought that computers were like cars. They all do the same thing, just differently.

    Now, I’m not against Macs/Apples but I have used Windows PC’s since I was in the 8th grade with (other than ones I created myself) no problems at all. So what makes an Apple/Mac much better than a PC? I’ve heard that Apples are better for graphics design and such…

    Also, whay would a a Mac cost $5,000 to $8,000? And what would a comparable PC cost?

  • http://paintedcave.blogspot.com Anne

    I still use my ancient Powerbook 5300C.

    Go ahead, point and laugh, even potential thieves do. :)

  • Marcus

    I jsut remember that I used Apples in grade & middle school (early to mid 1980′s).

    Mainly to play games like Where in the World is Carmen Santiago?

  • http://www.canyonjam.net erat

    Please, say it isn’t so… An Apple store at Gateway?

    I don’t have enough money to sustain such an assault. I’m student for cryin’ out loud.

  • http://www.kristenhavens.typepad.com kristen

    Yowzers. Your post makes me realize why it took me nearly 8 years to pay off the student loan for my Mac Classic II.

  • http://johnsthing.blogspot.com John

    I used apples as well, in grade school. All I remember is being able to punch in coordinates and watching a little turtle type thing make designs etc.
    Then I entered what I now call the Dark Period [Gateways & Dells].
    Recently, the summer before my senior year of college, I bought an iBook G4. It was like Jesus himself layed his hands upon me and said ‘Now, you can see’.

  • http://www.threequestionmarks.com/blog/blog.html merkley???

    like a little girl people — your jon armstrong screamed like a little girl when he won that thing. i thought someone had been killed.

    like i said yesterday jon, that mac — your mac and that copy of typestyler changed my life too. and there was:

    no email
    no color
    no internet access
    no porn
    no music
    no photoshop
    no ichat
    no movies
    no protools
    no reason

    who knows what the ferk was so gerd dang amazin about it — but it certainly seemed magic to me.

  • http://ecoteat.blogspot.com Amy

    Oooooh…. a new Apple store. Make sure you go for opening day. It’s like a parade of geeks and they give out free t-shirts.

  • http://centuri0n.blogspot.com centuri0n

    I still have mine in the garage, and I power it up every summer just to make sure it still works.

    It does. What a sick person I am — I love that machine like a pet.

  • http://www.kevinworthington.com:8181 Kev

    I think I missed a memo – what did you do in ‘Swim Herschel Swim’? Sing? Play an instrument? Both?

  • http://centuri0n.blogspot.com centuri0n

    MacWrite, MacDraw and the customizable startup screen were the reasons to love that machine, btw. And all the floppies — you had to be awash in floppies to keep yourself from going insane.

  • http://keylimepieicecream.blogspot.com la_florecita

    Mmmmm . . . Apple store.

    My first was a beige PowerMac G3 that was sitting in storage at my first job. I know I’m showing my youth . . . :D

  • Kat

    I remember using one like that at school… My teacher was a poodle-permed fat bloke who would SCREAM at anyone who went within 5 metres of his precious Macs with a beverage of any description. I never understood why he was so precious about them – now I get it!! It’s like a club or something.

  • http://dooce.migrantroo.com minxlj

    haha, I’ve just been discussing with a workmate the whole Apple ‘cult’ phenomenon, and basically why they’re so damn cool. I got to use a Mac Classic at school when I was 11 (15 years ago) and I was hooked – I’ve never (willingly) used anything else.

    When Apple open a store in Newcastle, UK (and they WILL dammit) you’ll have to pick me up off the floor cos I’ll be laid in a puddle of drool ;-)