My First Mac

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In the fall of 1989, I came back to college flush with cash from my summer temp job where I worked as a word processor in Oakland, California. I had scored a fairly permanent gig wherein I typed all day in WordPerfect 4.2 at a 120 words per minute on a monochrome green screen. It was a painful, yet wonderful summer. One of those cusp-like summers when you read Crime and Punishment while listening to the Cure’s Disintegration (over and over and over), wonder what the hell you saw in that woman you started dating in March, only to have your grades and sanity impugned as you both went back home for the summer, discovered Bill Frisell, Fishbone, The Blue Nile and John Zorn and life was never the same.

I had returned from California to start the school year at Brigham Young University and had just formed Swim Herschel Swim; one roommate on skins and another offering managership. After I had spent most of my summer money on fruitless dates and realizing that I had to lock my shit down, I got a call from my bank. They asked my name. It was 8:03am and I thought something was wrong. They wouldn’t call for a mere overdraft would they? I had never overdrawn a U.S. bank account before.… I had deposited the last of the summer money a month or so prior and before walking out of the bank, on a whim, entered a drawing for a Mac Plus, with one megabyte of RAM. I had forgotten about the drawing completely and at the hour of the bank call, I was barely able to recover the memory of filling out the entry form, much less my current balance. I remember one of my roommates telling me I was crazy to enter and I told him I knew, but I was going to anyway, just for the hell of it.

After I clarified that the bank wasn’t joking, I realized I had about $30 in my account and that while the machine wasn’t the hottest of shit in the Mac line, it was a Mac. And free.

Free! Ha ha suckers!

I put the phone down and began screaming as if I had just won $340 million dollars in the lottery. I woke up all five roommates, and embarrassing antics ensued.

Our bass player gave me a copy of TypeStyler a couple of days later and I began to learn computer graphics in earnest. I had taken design courses, but they were analog. Oh the type that was mangled in the name of marketing for Swim Herschel Swim.

It took a year, but I got a job doing ads the next fall for the outdoor rental place on campus and made countless flyers, brochures and booklets, starting me on a path towards design, publishing, marketing, advertising and web stuff that would forever alter my life. I suppose that I would have figured a way to buy a Mac somehow, but back then Macs cost twice to triple what they cost now. A Mac IIfx was something like $5,200 with a student discount, $8k without.

That one free Mac showed me a different life. I can’t imagine it not being a part of my life, or my life without it.

Ok. I know. Culty. Still, after a brief flirtation in 2000–2001 with the PC side of things, it only took a new Mac operating system to swing me back in. And now I can’t really explain why I’m giddy about this:

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  • http://www.eighthourlunch. Eight Hour Lunch

    I’m just a young un. The first Mac I ever used was a Quadra in Photoshop class. I loved the Linda Blair monitor.

    I spent my student loans on stereo equipment. It may be the only thing of value I brought home from BYU.

  • http://thekilgore.blogspot.com Christy

    Urg. I am so jealous. When do you think Charleston, Illinois will get an apple store.

  • tk

    Boy… looking at that picture makes me feel old. A friend of mine had one that looked exactly like that and when I think back and picture it sitting there on his desk, and then I remember what year it was — HOLY CRAP!!!!! It seems like just yesterday. It is weird to look back and think about the days before the internet, instant messaging, e-mail and then realize that these things have not actually been around for that long. There are MANY of us here who grew up in that world before “technology” really hit and it is hard to remember how we ever lived without it! That’s a little depressing actually.

    Love the past few daily photos on Dooce. You guys look great!

  • http://sunflowerlin.bravejournal.com sunflowerlin

    Ah the Mac. I remember the good ‘ol green screen ones we used in elementary school. We played Oregon Trail and Number Munchers. They used floppy disks… wow that was a long time ago!!

    And what is the prejudice between the PC and the Mac? Why is one better than the other?

  • http://www.nothingbutbonfires.com Nothing But Bonfires

    Did you MAKE that hole in the wall so you could photograph the new Apple store? If so, I’m impressed. Those mall security guards are MEAN.

  • http://www.digitalcatharsis.com the mighty jimbo

    i’m in greenville SC with my baby now and there is no mac store in sight. good thing too otherwise i would probably be trucking around with a new 60gig video ipod.

  • http://thecaitlinator.blogspot.com Caitlinator

    I’m learning how to use a Mac for the first time this year. It made me crosseyed for a while, getting used to closing windows on the left side of the window instead of the right, but I’m slowly converting. Slowly.

  • marci lambert

    i am so sentimental. saw that pic and immediately thought of the first mac i used: i think in 1986 at my first good job. it was a mac plus, and the operating system, applications and our documents all fit on an 800k floppy! i was totally in love with it and designed my company’s ads, brochures, whatever on it. loved it. since then i’ve had only one job that required me to use a PC (and god, i hated that job, for other reasons as while. thank goodness i had dsl and used many working hours planning my wedding). all other employers were bright enough to supply macs. jon, i’m so happy you are getting an apple store. my husband starts drooling when we go near ours in memphis. rock on.

  • southerngirl

    I was the editor of a small weekly newspaper in 1986 when TPTB showed up one day with a Mac SE with Quark loaded on it, put it on my desk, said you shall forthwith use this to put our your newspaper each week, and promptly left.

    I just stared at amazement at this wonder, then gingerly turned it on, heard the chime, and fell in love. And the intro with its doves flying out of a balcony window was a wonderment.

    I have never gone over to the PC dark side since.

  • http://www.lilybleu.net/blog Lily Bleu

    Your first computer was the same computer I learned on in sixth or seventh grade. I remember learning a variety of programs on that beautiful machine from junior high through high school. I love Apple.

    We have two Apple stores in St. Louis and I just adore them. I only wish I had more money to spend at them!

    My boyfriend is a PC man and I wish he’d see the light. Macs rule!

    (BTW: Why does Heather not allow commenting on her blog? There are so many wonderful posts to comment on!) :)

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/kateycp2k Kate

    Welcome to Nirvana. I just took the boyfriend to the SoHo Apple Store. It felt like a religious experience.

  • Marcus

    No one has yet to say why Apples/Macs are better than PC’s. I have a Dell desktop and I really like it. I’ve had no problems at all.

  • http://aredeaf.blogspot.com Coelecanth

    Had a buddy who owned an Apple 2 plus. We used to play drinking games with it. If you could finish the first level of Snake Byte you had to drink more. Everytime he upgraded the test got harder until we were trying to fly a helicopter simulator under the influence. Get it in the air and you were deemed too sober. Ah youth.

  • http://keylimepieicecream.blogspot.com la_florecita

    Marcus–

    I can’t speak for everyone and I’m not a big enough geek to break it down using programming language. At my job we are cross-platform and I use the Apple whenever I can because — this may not make sense — it just feels CLEANER. It is easier to navigate around, the “Search” works better, programs are easier to install/uninstall, I don’t have mystery folders that create themselves then save mystery files inside them.

    And as far as interface goes, there’s no comparison. The same programs just LOOK better on a Mac.

    Your car analogy was good. You can get from Point A to Point B in both a BMW and a Civic. But wouldn’t you rather be in a BMW?

    No offense to Honda. I love my Civic. With the Apple sticker.

  • Gringita

    Ahh — I remember well my first Mac SE — wow — I couldn’t sleep all night I was so excited. This was the end of 1989.

    And it was also my last Mac — unfortunately. I work in the real world.

  • http://www.google.com Michael

    The comment about all the people who grew up without “technology” makes me think of a roommate I had who was four or five years older than me and once told me how jealous he was of my generation as he and his classmates had to type all of their papers on TYPEWRITERS, with all the mess that goes with them. Can you imagine having to edit your documents on a a TYPEWRITER?? My god.

  • VTOL

    The difference is in the marketing. Apple has a very clever urban, hip, alternative marketing angle. Because if you have a Mac or an iPod, damn, you’re pretty cool. You and the other 100 million Apple product owners.

  • Marcus

    Gee… Typewriters might be old-fashioned but they did do the job for decades. I even have one and I’ll never forgive my 60+ yr old Mom for giving away her IBM selectric (The same typewriter that Hunter S. Thompson used).

    I’ve heard that some writers still use typewriters but I can’t confirm that.

    I guess I drifted off-topic. Sorry about that…

  • http://peggasus.blogspot.com Peggasus

    Oh, the Mac Plus! We bought one in 1986 (or 1987?) when we started our first graphic design business, and we were SO cutting edge. The screen was about the size of a hardcover book. B & W. We’ve had probably about 20 since then, but I still remember that one fondly. we donated it to a school when we finally got a newer model, one that probably cost us mucho $$$$. But we loved it, and have stuck with them for 20 years so far.

    I sometimes wish I still had that Mac Plus, because I think I could have retrofitted it and made a cool little aquaruim out of it.

  • KAPACiK

    I’ve worked in one of those stores for a couple of years and it was SOOOO much fun. Boy, do I have stories. Jon, need a discount? ;)

  • http://dustandsunshine.blogspot.com jeanne

    i just bought my first mac. she’s a G5 and i love her dearly. i brought her home from the apple store on august 20, 2005.

    great story! imagine if you had not won that computer!

  • tk

    Yeah “technology”. It’s weird to think that when I started my current profession (in a law firm) computers in the workplace were still a very new thing. When I took my typing courses we still practiced on IBM typewriters and the year I took my legal secretarial program was the first year that they had computers for us to use in the classroom. When I did my practicum at a law firm, they had just upgraded from the old memory-write typewriters (that were kind of computerized because you could save data) to actual PCs. I remember black backgrounds with a gross orange/yellow colour font or the ugly green and the only font available was “courier”. I remember after working a few years and getting WordPerfect 4.2 (I believe is started with 2.0!!)on my system and how technologically advanced it seemed. Man we’ve come a long way in a very short time. Heck even the job I had 8 short years ago did not give us access to internet or external e-mail on our systems.

    As for PC vs. Mac, I still have not made a firm choice. My boyfriend has a Mac G4 that I love working on, but we use the typical Dell PCs at work. I remember the first time I used they boyfriend’s computer, I could not figure out how to access the internet (could not find the damn icon!!! for IE). And every time I use it and then he gets on the internet he curses me out for using IE instead of FireFox or one of the other browsers he has.

    Yep, definitely feeling OLD.

  • http://penn.typepad.com Leah

    awww, that was my very first computer of my own too. Then again, I inherited it after my dad’s church went belly up. They gave him all the office equipment because they couldn’t afford severance pay. Since my family now owned two mac SEs (one of ours and one from the church), they figured I could take the little plus. We had hours of computing fun together with Crystal Quest and some sort of early paint program.

    I’m hoping to get back onto the mac bandwagon again soon. I’m eyeing a new ibook and trying to convince myself I don’t need to get a powerbook.

  • http://penn.typepad.com Leah

    Marcus: I’ve heard that David Sedaris still uses a typewriter to do up some of his stuff. My roommate (a creative writing major) used a typewriter so she wouldn’t get distracted.

    I’d like a mac b/c I worked in tech support. I was always doing all these complicated things to PCs. With macs, most of my fixes involved getting a new mouse or switching USB ports (the ones on the keyboard tend to go dead if you use them for any major gadget, like the mouse). Every once in awhile, the mac blows up … and then you take it in to be fixed. But PCs just have annoying little things that start going wrong, and I get really frustrated with it.

    Plus, I love my ipod. It is simplicity and beauty, and I would love to be able to have a computer that worked so well. Also, the 5+ hour battery life doesn’t hurt. My HP is only two years old, but I can’t have it off the cord for more than 30 minutes.

  • chahn

    My first computer was a free Mac too! And, actually, that’s what my current computer is as well. The first was a Mac Classic with 1MB of RAM and no hard drive that we won by entering some “back to school” contest run by Hershey. The current Mac is a sweet refurb PowerBook passed on by a connection at Apple. Yay for free Macs!