Either you are with me or against me

I hate to be so polarizing in my language, but it’s time, people:

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Join me in the fight.

  • http://hillbillyplease.blogspot.com/ jagosaurus

    I’m with you.

  • Dave

    Having dealt with this issue myself, I am 100% behind you.

  • kater

    They are just so comfortable!! And you can generally hide them under long pants. I’m proud to be part of the clog army, even if I am from Canada.

  • http://www.avocado8.com/blog/ Lori

    I’m with you. I have an army of Danskos in my closet (and under my desk). I even have a pair that look like motorcycle boots. Go clogs!

  • http://keylimepieicecream.blogspot.com la_florecita

    I’m IN!! I’ll put a “C” sticker on the back of my car.

    Four more years!! Four more years!!

  • c333davis

    I think Kath is on to something… have you looked in the commode pictured today’s Dooce Daily Photo?

    As for picking sides in the Great Footwear Battle of ’06, I’m so torn. Comfy footwear is indispensable, yet there’s nothing like a cute set of strappy sandals.

    I say let Chuck wear a pair of each.

  • http://www.dooce.com Jennifer in Ohio

    Plastic. Clogs. On men.

    Nope, can’t do it dude. Sorry, they’re just that bad.

    And if you do go out and buy pink ones, like someone suggested, I foresee the testoterone police showing up to repossess your testicles.

  • http://tiggerlane.blogspot.com Tiggerlane

    Damn, dude. Has your obsession with clogs reached such a crescendo that it has robbed you of brain cells and now all you can do is quote George W.?

    Sad, my friend.

    Wear your clogs, but I’ll never trade in my heels. As for bunions, who ever said true beauty was painless??

    Gotta side with Heather on this one. Her brilliant post today confirmed my allegiance.

  • MomGoneWild

    Croc on, dude, croc on.

    They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one’s crocage. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason. —-Ernest Crockingway

  • http://www.mintasmusings.blogspot.com M

    Si se puede!! Viva le(male identification) CLOGS!

    In support, I am rotating clogs all week (or until this is resolved) .…(blue, pink, white, brown, green)!

    Who’s with me!?! Clogs today…whats next?…Concert Tee’s? The madness and predjudice must end!

    Rockin’ Blog, Rockin’ dog, Rockin’ clogs!

  • http://110689.blogspot.com Chris Adams

    Viva La Clog!

    I do not personally wear clogs, but I do respect your right as a human being to clogs freely!

  • tgka23

    I wear my clogs with pride and love them! You’ve got my support.

  • http://johnsthing.blogspot.com John

    I have a very bad feeling that all of Internet will become divided on this issue, join sides, take up arms, and incur World [Wide Web] War III.

    Just tell me where to enlist.

  • http://www.jackandchet.com/ westerndave

    i’m with ya brother! what’s the first rule about clog army?

  • nicoledale

    It doesn’t matter how comfortable they are.

    It doesn’t matter how good they are for your back and/or posture.

    The fact that you are not understanding the fundamental wrong-ness of clogs on men just baffles me …

    I have no problem with guys wearing skirts. Or makeup, hair product, or any other typically ‘female’ thing. BUT DEAR GOD, PLEASE REALIZE THAT THE CLOGS ARE BAD.
    Honest, Jon. Please.

  • EmmeJemme

    I’m with you Jon! (I’m sorry Heather) CLOG LOVERS UNTIE! (erm Unite)

  • http://www.internalmonoblog.typepad.com/ Sandra Heikkinen

    I’m with you…but think it’s so fabulous that Heather stole your clogs that I can’t help but hope this goes on a lot longer.

  • http://www.prettymuch.net/blog/ Carolina Blue

    Anyone who would keep a man from his clogs must be desperate.

    I’m with you all the way.

  • kiil

    Clogs and the World Cup 2006

    http://​www​.spiegel​.de/​f​o​t​o​s​t​r​e​c​k​e​/​0​,​5​5​3​8​,​P​B​6​4​-​S​U​Q​9​M​T​Q​1​M​j​Q​m​b​n​I​9​M​Q​_​3​_​3​,​0​0.html

    pictures 1 und 4.

    I live in Leipzig and last week when Holland played here we had 25000 crazy Hollanders and they seem to be all wearing wooden clogs.

    Ian

  • from.ung

    i think the crocs are rather ugly, but if they’re comfortable… also found this while surfing flickr: http://​tinyurl​.com/g7sdh

  • http://www.dreamdust.co.uk Sarah

    The clog things do look pretty ugly from what I’ve seen, so I think I’m up against you. I mean, against you.

  • http://theolster.net theOlster

    I’m with you!

  • elaine

    love the clogs. wearing them right now.

  • Mrs. Ricardo

    I’m in mule wearing Switzerland. But I’ll wave at you both from the middle!

  • http://www.barrettchase.com Barrett

    Those things are so awful and evil that I might just start pronouncing it “crown.”

    At least they aren’t the day-glo Crocs. But still.