Either you are with me or against me

I hate to be so polarizing in my language, but it’s time, people:

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Join me in the fight.

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  • stass

    Croc on my brother! What weapons shall we use? Their uncomfortable shoes will make deadly projectiles, our clogs not so much. Unless we enlist the wooden clog wearers…

  • http://mainelymadge.typepad.com madge

    I’m a fan of both the pink pump and the clunky clog. I don’t think we need to draw borders here, so we? But if we do, if it has actually come to that, I’m with you Jon.

    In order to be a properly shod New England work-at-home mom, one must demonstrate ownership of at least two pairs of Danskos.

  • http://thoughtfloss.livejournal.com Thoughtfloss

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the wearing of the clogs.
    Some are made of rubber, and some are made of logs.
    They’re perfect for doing laundry or for bringing out the the dog…
    The shoes are marching on…

  • http://corndogblog.blogspot.com Dawners

    Have all diplomatic channels been exhausted? There must be some way to broker a compromise, no? As long as the clogs are being kept safe and treated humanely in accordance with the Geneva Convention, I firmly believe there is a diplomatic solution to this problem. There has to be — all of this fighting must end!

  • Madz

    Are you serious? Someone has been spending waaay too much time with his PhotoShop software…

    I’m afraid I’m going to have to join Heather on this one dude, the pink heels looked way better on Chuck cos, you know, that’s how you decide these things. Involve dogs…that rule! Go Chuck. He actually helped me on my conversion from Complete-Cat-Obsession-Person to Maybe-Dogs-are-Kinda-Cute too.

    Signed
    Owner of Chuck Calendar!

  • http://doctortongue.com doctor tongue

    I’m with you, but is the “Clog Army” text supposed to be crooked?

  • http://monetlily2.blogspot.com/ Monetlily2

    The clog wearing hippies in Austin, TX are sending in their Clog Army. Step out of the way they will have the matter under control by the end of the day. This is not a George Bush paid program.

  • christy

    Clogs are awesome. They’re like earth … paddles. How can that be bad for humanity? They make you more comfy, more wholesome and less likely to procreate with someone carelessly. (Because, really, who’s going to have a random hook-up with a guy in clogs?). I think they help uphold our Solid American Values.

    God bless the clog.

    Amen.

  • boofyq

    You should be allowed to wear whatever ugly shoes you want to! Me, I wear Keens.

    I saw a biker chick wearing clogs and riding her Harley last night… now THAT is confidence. One false move of the foot and the clog would have been history! Maybe they should change our NH state motto to “Wear Clogs or Die”.

  • http://www.eloquacious.com eloquacious

    So, where do Birkenstock people fit into the equation? And we’re not talking Birkenstocks with socks, because that’s just too German Buergerlich-gemuetlich for me, nor are we talking fancy froo-froo Birkenstock wannabees with lovely colors and flowers. True, honest-to-goodness Birkenstocks: are they permitted in the army? Perhaps as an adjunct? Like with the Red Cross/Red Crescent neutral Red Crystal thing — we could be the Birkenstock wing of the army.

  • http://rivetergirl.blogspot.com rivetergirl

    We must take a stand to fight for the rights of clog wearers everywhere.

    United we stand (in clogs, of course).
    Divided we fall (into wearing shoes with laces ó bleeck!)

  • http://www.sailorsaid.blogspot.com brandy

    I think you should get the clog army together and we learn how to clog dance and then we dance in your living room until Heather gives in.
    Then we will place pink Crocs upon her feet and victory shall be ours.

    Although I suspect clog dancing with Crocs doesnt make the same sound as wooden clogs.

  • http://www.jolie1.blogspot.com jolie

    I’ll only join if you promise amnesty for the pink shoes, otherwise, Iím out like seacrest

  • http://khazzy.diaryland.com khazzy

    Actually you should move to Puerot Rico, ALMOST EVERYONE is wearing the Crocs nowadays. I think they’re looking for a leader and you just might be it.

  • http://maxgus.blogspot.com napangel

    Oh, I’m with you all right.

    And no amnesty for the pink shoes!! (But don’t damage them. That would be some sort of war crime.)

  • kierewalker

    Let’s make bumperstickers that say “I support A MAN’S RIGHT TO SHOES.”

    You should threaten a strike until the clogs are returned. No housework until they magically reappear. Its the male equivalent of witholding sex.

  • http://www.wittandwisdom.com C W

    I’m picturing you shaking a little vial of foot powder in front of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

  • http://tastethehappy.wordpress.com monkeyaker

    Clogs. I dig ‘em like a steam shovel.

  • squandra

    Sign me up!

  • http://www.SparklieSunShine.net Angela

    As a proud owner of 6 pairs of Birkenstock clogs, I am sooo on your side here. What’s not to love? They are comfortable, long-lasting, good looking and they slip right on. I don’t think you could design a better shoe and I am not being a stereotype here.

    Hooray for Clogs! Perhaps we should get Pro-Clog signs and picket in front of your house. I bet that would drive the message home for sure, yo.

  • redheaded goddess

    If you go to People​.com and click on the daily celebrity photo selection, about five or six photos into the slideshow you will find a picture of Faith Hill and Tim McGraw in which he is wearing.… CROCS! Tell Heather that even country super stars like Faith Hill have to accept a husband’s clog-wearing ways.

  • http://msshad.typepad.com/ MsShad

    I think it’s pretty telling that Dooce knows she’s in the wrong, because she didn’t open up her post to comments. Just say’in.

    I just recently bought my first pair solely because I’d learned about them thru you guys.

    LOVE the clogs. Can’t even tell you how much I love them.

  • http://eviljulie.com Julie

    It’s hot in New York City, but I might have to replace my summer Tevas with clogs for a few days to support you.

    Viva la clogs! This is grassroots organizing at its finest.

  • reggaedude

    I have to side with Heather on this one. Clogs are just bad news.

  • MontanaJen

    As I’ve said before — I own them, I wear them, I love then.

    I also own, wear, and love 3 1/2 ” stillettos, but that’s another story.

    I’m on the side of the clogs. Don’t let them win. Anyone who harbors the hidden clogs, anyone who aids the harboring of the clogs — they are our enemy. Today is the day that we stand up and say “No More!”

    or something.

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