A Delusional Moment

“Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.”

—John F. Kennedy, 1961

In the fog of war, I had forgotten to cleanse the hard drive of any incriminating evidence. Heather has found and published this photo. If I were a smarter man, a less haughty and proud man, I would have the courage to stand proud in my in-case-of-nuclear-attack gear. It’s hard to do in workout shorts and a rain slicker.

  • Laurie

    I am trying to figure out how it’s possible to have such a serious look on your face when you look so ridiculous.

  • LadyLozreena

    What gets me is that you actually posted it yourself… AGAIN!

    Methinks you are secretly pleased with this look! Perhaps you are even wearing it now?

    Must be hard to type like that though.

  • http://www.jolie1.blogspot.com jolie

    jon, I don’t know what all these fools are talking about – I think your legs are quite nice looking!

  • keenlover

    Get these and Heather will never bug you again. http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/2992714/c/53339.html

  • Mrs. Ricardo

    Dude – cover those knees!

  • http://perfectpeacefarm.blogspot.com gordon

    Heather, my leader in this war, is playing dirty…viva dooce!

  • Julisa

    Not only does Tim McGraw wear clogs, but it seems he’s winning the war at home. This link leads to a picture of his wife (Faith Hill) and their 3 daughters – and 2 of them are clearly wearing crocs! I suspect the 3rd daughter is too, but we can’t see her feet.

    http://people.aol.com/people/gallery/0,26335,1208347_4,00.html

  • http://pocketcathy.blogspot.com Pocket Cathy

    Maybe you can use this as ammunition against the Flip Floppers…

    Are flip-flops damaging your career?
    http://tinyurl.com/h5mfe

  • Jezzie

    hott
    hott
    hott,
    and sexxxayyyyy.
    y’know, famous people, those in the public eye, so to speak, usually TRY NOT to get caught looking like this, but whateveah, there is no such thing as bad publicity. But you 2 have got to be such wicked stoners.Not that I would know anything about that, ahem.

  • Laurie

    You see, I went to open the Tim McGraw picture and was forced to see a very airbrushed britney instead *shudder*

  • Julisa

    Sorry everyone! It looks like the croc-wearing McGraw’s pic has moved – here is an updated link:

    http://people.aol.com/people/gallery/0,26335,1208347_14,00.html

    Let’s hope it doesn’t get moved again.

  • http://www.maraisondetre.wordpress.com Elle

    I thought you looked very… um… fierce. Sir.

  • http://tastethehappy.wordpress.com monkeyaker

    (in reference to picture) Aahhhh, like a giant, semi-retarded baby chick……Sigh. I miss springtime.

  • http://www.monkeythoughts.com monkey

    Wow…the fish stick urge is contagious.

  • http://www.meretrice.com Meretrice

    Awww… you looked so adorable. Don’t be mad at Heather! Surely you guys can work this all out!

    (Cuz I’m betting her next move will be to put a personal gift from Chuck in the clogs.)
    :)

    You guys are great.

    April