New Phone Notes

I got this new phone. I had heard that Verizon had hobbled bluetooth on it’s phones and the reception in our neighborhood was atrocious. Even when my Verizon phone was brand new, I had to stand outside to get decent reception. So I switched carriers and went for one of their higher end phones. This new phone gets four to five bars in my basement, for God’s sake. Oddly, only three in the upstairs dining room. So I’m less likely to care that I can sync my contacts and calendars using iSync, because I can actually use the phone in my house.

The new phone has Bluetooth capabilities and my iBook sees it just fine and moving pictures from the phone to the camera is pretty cool. I can take a picture upstairs and transfer it wirelessly to my machine downstairs. Provided the machine hasn’t gone to sleep. I haven’t messed with it, but there is a setting that lets Bluetooth mice and keyboards wake up a sleeping machine… maybe my phone can do that. But God help it, because when my iBook wakes up it’s a grumpy little bastard. Sidenote: the phone makes a good toast as well; golden brown and crisp, yet moist and tender in the middle.

The best and worst part of the Bluetooth action is that I can use a wireless headset with the phone. It’s really nice to set the phone where it gets the best reception and yack 10 or more feet away. The problem is that I look like a dork with the headset:

Dorky

I’m already on the edge with the clogs. The headset just pushes it over the cliff.

  • http://www.dooce.com Jennifer in Ohio

    Clogs + that headset = Super Dork

    Able to leap tall laptops on a single bound!

    Pretty soon you’re going to start rationalizing why the blue hairs hike their pants up that high.

  • Megan B

    Jon,

    You’re not a dork. I’m a dork! I have been seeing those things EVERYWHERE lately and also seeing you mention Bluetooths on your blog. Then I saw tonight’s posting and realized that the two were the same thing! Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk.

  • http://http:unorderdedthoughts.blogspot.com PhilipN

    Hi Jon
    I had to wear ‘Crocs’ while on a JetBoat on the Niagara River in Canada last week. I have to side with Heather on these.

    However you can save yourself from total dorkdom by swapping your ‘Borg implant’ Bluetooth headset for one like this one here
    http://www.itechdynamic.com/

  • http://www.crazymokes.com raine

    Hi Geordie!

  • http://www.monkeythoughts.com monkey

    Eh…headsets aren’t dorky (coming from a girl who has a USB drive hanging around her neck like a Tiffany necklace). But just remember- it can give the impression that you are a crazy person who talks to yourself. I had that experience this morning. The Boss arrived at work the same time as me, only she was talking to herself. It took me a few to realize she had a headset. hehehe

  • http://www.starno.com starno

    Jon, the only question you need to answer is: will this new cell phone fit in your ¸berly geeky leather jacket from Kenneth Cole, you know, the one with its inside cell phone holster on the right side and its PDA pocket on the inside left side?

  • http://robotsablaze.livejournal.com robotsablaze

    I supported the clogs. I support the clogs.
    I have to admit though, that the earpiece does look dorky. Dudes in the airport always wear those and get into people’s way, or else talk to loudly about all their upcoming meetings.
    I think the clogs work as an anti-earpiece–they kind of cancel the earpiece out. (Fashion math!)

  • Villarica

    You’re not a true geek until you have the BT headset connected to the computer to talk via VoIP…

  • http://eviljulie.com Julie

    Am I the only one who lives in a place where *everyone* has Bluetooth headsets? Guess so. I live in NYC, and they’re de rigeur. I just looked at the picture and thought, “Oh, Jon got a headset.” Never did I think “What a dork.” You’re just a SLC trendsetter.

  • http://annejelynn.blogspot.com/ Annejelynn

    I’m with Hemlock – saw it and thought of Commander Will Rickert