• MidgetViking

    As a childless woman of 40 — who would have liked a kid — I cringed. But I also laughed.
    One just can’t win.

  • Amanda

    Thank you. Thank you.

    Oswald is a genius.

  • Candice

    His new album (it’s on iTunes) just came out! “Lollipops and Werewolves.” :D

    He is the best.

  • http://www.canyonjam.net/eblog erat

    Either Oswald is really, really small, or O’Brien is really, really huge.

    And ewww, cornish game hen through gray drapes? Wow.

  • http://tigweb.blogspot.com jana

    I dunno. I love me some Conan, but I find this a little offensive. “Old people are gross! Particularly the genitalia of old women!” Maybe I’ve just been in my women’s studies classes too long.

  • http://www.hillbillyplease.com/blog/ Jane

    Awesome.

    I was also struck by the staggering difference in size between these two guys. They say humans don’t have that broad of a size range (unlike dogs, which most definitely do) but I think we have evidence to the contrary right here.

  • http://www.fenicle.com FENICLE

    HOLY CRAP!!!! That is all I can say to that.

  • http://futurepreacha.wordpress.com Future Preacha

    I think he might be standing on a lifted part of the stage if I remember.

  • Jessica

    http://​www​.slate​.com/​i​d​/​2​1​7​0​3​0​1​/​?​G​T​1​=10238

    This isn’t on the subject of your post, but it’s related to one of your favorite things…

  • mamacass

    Oh Good Lord, that is so very wrong…and So damn funny…

  • http://www.kimblahg.com kimblahg

    oh god that was funny– thanks for linking to it

  • Katie

    “Erect in defiance of Gods’ will” should totally be dooces’ banner line next month!

  • http://www.jenandtonic.ca jenB

    I loved the bowl bit the best. Hi-larious. I would use that on my masthead, but i fear copyright infringement and mockery.