• http://vorilee.typepad.com/ Deva

    YAY! No more whoring yourself out to Santa! :D

  • http://ragandboneshop.net Wayne

    Excellent.

  • Jennifer

    Well Fox is the Enquirer of mainstream news…

  • http://tiggerlane.blogspot.com Tiggerlane

    My almost-14-year old saw these, and said, “You know, when you figure out your parents do the Santa gig…this seems kinda weird.”

    Agreed.

  • Elizabeth

    If you meant the title to be a play on smartypants, I applaud you.

  • http://www.pajamadeen.com/ pajamadeen

    Only faux news would give this airtime…It’s kind of funny, but almost _no one_ I see at Wal-Mart could fit into these panties? Have you seen the size of Wal-Mart shoppers lately? At least here in the South, I’d say about a third of them are morbidly obese…