“Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.”
—John F. Kennedy, 1961
In the fog of war, I had forgotten to cleanse the hard drive of any incriminating evidence. Heather has found and published this photo. If I were a smarter man, a less haughty and proud man, I would have the courage to stand proud in my in-case-of-nuclear-attack gear. It’s hard to do in workout shorts and a rain slicker.