Attempting dutiful husbandry, I’ve tried to conjure up everything in my arsenal to alleviate the constant suffering I have caused my better half. It is my demon seed which has wrought upon her the vile consternation of neverending and acute nausea. And by God, I should be able to do something to at least remove the curse.
I have tried feeding her saltines, pickles and ice cream. Tried KFC, Wendy’s and a local burger joint that puts pastrami on their burgers. Tried dry Kix and Golden Grahams. Tried to not breathe on her with Corona Light breath. All to no avail. I found a great resource for nausea alleviation.
Except that it doesn’t work.