http://blurbomat.com/archives/2001/07/20/interstate-lifestyle/ Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:59:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://blurbomat.com/archives/2001/07/20/interstate-lifestyle/comment-page-1/#comment-6 dj blurb Sun, 30 Nov 2003 15:57:12 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2001/07/20/interstate-lifestyle#comment-6 A note to all of you coming in from MetaFilter: I don't own and will never own the most deadly vehicles cited in the thread you clicked from; This piece was meant to be read as humorous, particularly for those who have to drive the I-5 and can appreciate the frustrations inherent in it's design; and finally, if you are angry by what I have written, I can only hope that the giant insect overlords which control you will one day be free. A note to all of you coming in from MetaFilter:
I don’t own and will never own the most deadly vehicles cited in the thread you clicked from; This piece was meant to be read as humorous, particularly for those who have to drive the I-5 and can appreciate the frustrations inherent in it’s design; and finally, if you are angry by what I have written, I can only hope that the giant insect overlords which control you will one day be free.

]]> http://blurbomat.com/archives/2001/07/20/interstate-lifestyle/comment-page-1/#comment-5 Sam Tue, 25 Nov 2003 14:15:03 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2001/07/20/interstate-lifestyle#comment-5 You can't drive worth shit. How many beatings have you recieved after you've gotten OUT of your prosthetic metal penis? Save that shit for a racetrack, instead of making the road the number one cause of death for 1-45 year olds. Here's another point - the deadliest cars on the road are Camaros, Firebirds and Corvettes. Know why? It's not because of their engineering, it's because of dimwitted punks like you who THINK they're NASCAR drivers, but you're just another wannabe punk. If I pulled up to a stoplight after you flew by me at 100, I wouldn't nod, I'd beat you and your fucking wingman. You can’t drive worth shit. How many beatings have you recieved after you’ve gotten OUT of your prosthetic metal penis? Save that shit for a racetrack, instead of making the road the number one cause of death for 1-45 year olds. Here’s another point - the deadliest cars on the road are Camaros, Firebirds and Corvettes. Know why? It’s not because of their engineering, it’s because of dimwitted punks like you who THINK they’re NASCAR drivers, but you’re just another wannabe punk. If I pulled up to a stoplight after you flew by me at 100, I wouldn’t nod, I’d beat you and your fucking wingman.

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