New Product: Tater Bombz
November 6th, 2002
As part of the Blurbomat annual Autumn Regression (wherein editorial staff channels their inner twelve year-old boy), we’ve done some things we’re not so proud of. For example, seeing the film Jackass. To redeem ourselves somewhat, we’ve come up with a new product called Tater Bombzê.
This product is a revolutionary potato-derived snack that features the latest in biogenomics and agricultural engineering to provide hours of snacking good fun. The best part is that Tater Bombz provide something we all can buy into: Stink-Free© farts. In the Blurbomat Lab, we’ve taken food chemicals to a whole new level; food that actually makes one pass wind but doesn’t cause catastrophic damage to the sensitive olfactory tissue! What twelve year-old boy won’t have fun with that?
Potential taglines:
“Tootin’ good fun!”
“Blast your buddies into next week!”
“I can’t believe it’s not a butter cup!”
“Now with Blastastic Plus!”
We’re in talks with the Ore-Ida people. o
Tags: dude, marketing, scatological joke
Reminded me of one of my favorite cartoons. A man is standing at a desk with the seat of his pants torn out. Behind him, his office is a wreck: his desk chair is knocked over, the rug is rumpled, a bird cage leans precariously against the wall, and the picture window is shattered. A co-worker, standing near the man says, “Wow! That was a real ripper, Fred!”
The day Tater Tots produces gas like that is the day we start feeding them wholesale to our military personnel.
Stop making me laugh. It hurts.
fart jokes ROCK!
these are the kinda bombz we should be dropping on iraq. gastrointestinal discomfort is no joke.
You can get House of Pain to do the commercial. “Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs… Tater Bombz, that is.”
i love to fart all the time
i dont think i need anything that is gonna make my gas problem any worse, i can already blow a door open with one of my farts, this would not help the cause