The Idol
February 7th, 2003Why can’t they just up and say it? The tension is so thick on this season of American Idol, it’s nearly unbearable. Without Dunkleman (and what exactly happened to Dunkleman? Hello, VH-1’s Where are They Now: Reality TV Hosts…), it is so painfully obvious that Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest are lovers. People published a photo of the two on jet-skis while on “vacation” in Barbados.
In Us, Ryan is quoted:
“I watched The Bachelorette, and sex definitely sells. Trista has one of the tightest asses in reality television — tighter than Simon Cowell’s!”
Ryan, you should know. o
Tags: bad reality tv, culture, highly topical
US magazine? you are quoting US magazine?
isn’t this the sort of thing you keep arsenic in the false lapel pin for? do it while a smidgen of your dignity remains…
Perhaps he was stupidly referring to Simon being a “tightass” and decided to do a real “clever” spin on the insult. I always thought that Simon and Paula Abdul were shacking up, but that’s just my opinion.
And yeah. I miss the Dunkleman. He may have sucked a little at sarcasm, but it was better than Seacrest’s poor attempts at humour. And plus, I’m sick of them all making fun of Seacrest’s wardrobe. It’s really old.
Gee. Look at me making a huge ass comment about a reality singing show. I’m a LOSER! [you don't have to agree]
I keep checking to see if I’m really at blurbomat — ahhh, must be a guest author.