Comments on: Joe $500 Thousandaire

By: kukuberra

kukuberra — Thu, 20 Feb 2003 21:45:57 +0000

Heh heh heh,

Do you really think Zora was surprised by the million dollars? She’s a smart cookie. Played nice with everyone and probably played the chances on walking out of there with a check or trip or something.

By: zora

zora — Thu, 20 Feb 2003 20:34:40 +0000

i am a ho

By: Sarah B.

Sarah B. — Thu, 20 Feb 2003 16:16:35 +0000

It’s about time there was a nationally-known slut named Sarah. No more of this “plain and tall” bullshit.

By: kate

kate — Thu, 20 Feb 2003 16:06:59 +0000

You didn’t need closed captioning to see that — Fox inserted it for EVERYBODY.

By: david

david — Thu, 20 Feb 2003 14:33:40 +0000

now wait, wasn’t sarah the bondage-film star? of course she gave the guy a hummer!

also, while i didn’t see that particular episode, a guy that i work with did - and had his closed captioning on at the time.

he said that the television read “slurp, slurp.”

By: Brooke

Brooke — Wed, 19 Feb 2003 17:47:12 +0000

So that is what she was telling Melissa! Call me clueless, but I had no IDEA she gave the BDG a hummer.

And what about Sarah’s constant sound affects (the moan/sigh combo after every sentence)? Ugh.

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 19 Feb 2003 17:23:23 +0000

Wow. Did EVERY local Fox affiliate film sorority Joe Millionaire parties in order to broadcast viewers’ reactions?

Or,

Are sorority sisters the spokeswomen for public opinion and pop culture?

By: velouria

velouria — Wed, 19 Feb 2003 16:08:16 +0000

hiboux: i think that when they went on the show, they had no idea the dude was loaded. the producers probably told them that it was just like “the bachelor” and in episode one they learned about the $50 mill.

i think they should call the show joe milkionaire. that show is milking us for all we’re worth–next week, joe millionaire: the aftermilk…

By: GK

GK — Wed, 19 Feb 2003 00:17:13 +0000

Marx was wrong. Television is the opiate of the masses.

By: sourbob

sourbob — Wed, 19 Feb 2003 00:04:55 +0000

I was unblievably disappointed they didn’t just say “Sorry you whored yourself on national teevee to marry a stranger for his money, but he’s actually broke. Get a job and get your own money, tramp.”