February 23rd, 2003

The whistles go Woo Woo!
(Above from Boing Boing )

The U.S. Government goes Woo Woo! o
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any one else thinking “duck and cover, duck and cover”?
The guy on the left is a civil liberties whistleblower, sounding an alarm every time John Ashcroft robs us of one — you’ll notice the almost continual shrill pitch of his piping.
The guy on the right is an antiwar protester. He is shouting for the president to hear him. The president only listens to heads of oil corporations. The rest of the world can go to the devil.
John Ashcroft (not pictured) is dreaming of the day he can put both these individuals into prison as enemy combatants.
Oh, and I was thinking “Duct and cower.”
I’ve been working for the whistle blowing government agency for about 2.5 months now and everyone here knows how dumb the agency is being with the idiotic plastic & duct tape & HEPA filter crap.
This is what happens with politicians trying to make “scientific” decisions. But us real workers know the deal (ie. if something chemical goes down we’re all screwed) but of course can never truly say that.
If only McGyver were working for the Department of Homeland Security: he could take all of that duct tape and sheeting and build us a big-ass missle/terrorist shield.
I’d like to see something for “no stampedes” You know, so I don’t get stepped on when we retreat. Besides I think it would make a great illustration.
Between our governemnt and the shitumvirate of “networks” FOX/UPN/WB I weep for the future. Where will we be when..oh I have to go Joe Millionare: The Aftermath 2 “We Can’t Let this Crap Die” is coming on.
The library was not the right place for such excellent satire.
Blurb, thank you.