Search Results
March 5th, 2003I’ve resisted the urge to post about search strings that people use to find me because they aren’t that interesting:
skanky
blurbomat
whistles go woo
angry dance off
britney and justin•s dance off
clear speakers
dirrty
supersonic car
the whistles go woo woo
whore price list
winona ryder bitch or evil
All fine. All normal. No big whoop. Then I saw the last one:
your piss should be clear. o
right on! makes you wonder if he meant that as a question or statement.
the peronal fav from my site:
where to buy rock and roll spandex pants.
cause you can never have too many pairs.
you and those funny pants, jimbo; first zip-arounds and now spandex!
That beats my best:
“how can i make my self sneeze”
Tho, I’ve got to figure out a way to get people looking for “whore price lists” on my site. I mean, if you’re gonna do it, you may as well shop around for the best deal. That’s classic.
i’ve said it once, but it bears repeating:
my favorite search string for my site was
“leaf blower porn”
even i can’t crack wise about that. christ. its like smart ass kryptonite.
I get “atlanta bitches with big asses” and “atlanta freaks” a lot.
And this month, a first:
“bikram yoga franchise fees.”
so far, my favorite for our site is:
“girls in a bathtub together with gin”
Thought you’d like to know…I found this site using the search words “wacky erection”
recently i’ve also been getting a lot of hits for “wholesome nudes”. as opposed to those unhealthy, fattening nudes.
I used to get “vegetable porno” ALL THE TIME.
when are we gonna get a new whore?