Oscar™
March 23rd, 2003This year, with the war and whatnot, the Oscars were, well, subdued. Except for the actors. They all seemed a bit jumpy and skittish and stoned / baked / drunk / oops - I - forgot - my - Valium / I - mis-timed - my - Botox - treatment.
No one seemed like they actually _wanted_ to be there.
Plus, the sound. Ugh. It must have been mixed on this. o
yes, but did you see Catherine Zeta-Jones’ boobs? those weren’t subdued, and they were also mixed on a Peavey.
how about Michael Moore? very unsubdued, I think. from standing ovation to getting booed off the stage…awesome. you’ve gotta love and support that move.
oh yeah, I thought Chicago was a turd.
Yes, I posted comments about Micheal Moore- I think he is a turd- I love freedom of speech, but some people just love to hear themselves talk- and they think they are sooooo smart- I put my opinions on my site…
Could Selma Hayak take herself any more seriously? For the love of Pete, woman, if you’re going to pimp your breasts that much, at least have the decency to laugh at yourself.
Selma’s boobs blew Catherines right out of the water.
Selma’s boobs blew Catherines right out of the water.
Dooce - Looks like Adrien Brody noticed C Z-J’s bosom, too.
http://entertainment.msn.com/photos/gallery.aspx?photo=115461&gallery=1122#photos
And if we are talking tits, I’ve got two words.
QUEEN LATIFAH
Someone let her pick a dress that didn’t compliment the rack. Unless her torpedo tits were some subtle comment on the war.
i was too frightened by nicole kidman’s grotesquely taut face and cat-esque makeup to look at tits. what a waste.
I rehearsed a panicked scream in my head, dutifully deferring to The Wife’s right to watch the antics without interruption. I agree with Steve Martin’s summation, though—boobs are in, and in a big way. Now, if we can get the popular ideal of woman to once again room for their organs behind the abdominal wall (whereas currently the spleen, kidneys, and bladder have been cleverly relocated either in the buttocks or the lips [Lara Flynn Boil...er, Boyle]), our society might progress.
Or whatever. Just give us those titties.
Ms. Zeta-Jones is already on my Five-Fame F*@kers List Ù but her boobs were huuuuge. Queen Latifah’s boobs looked like they would giver her a black eye (sorta like Uma Thurman at last year’s awards show)
Nothing like a pregnancy (CZJ, Uma) to give oomph to cleavage. At least they’re real. (But did you know that some women’s breasts completely deflate after a pregnancy? Happens.)
Salma Hayek has definitely got Mondo Vavoom when it comes to boobage, but Suzyn’s got it so right: she’s taking herself way too seriously. Get a sense of humor! You’re an actress! In the ENTERTAINMENT industry. You’re not a politician. (Yet.) … Could be her boyfriend’s pretentiousness is rubbing off on her.
Re Michael Moore: I’m all for free speech and standing for what you believe in. But you can also do it with class (Adrien Brody), or like a spittle-flecked self-aggrandizing oaf.
Looks, like 007 noticed Ms. Zeta-Jones’ boobies.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030325/170/3mc01.html&e=12&ncid=707
I really don’t like Catherine Zeta-Jones, mainly because I think she is really like the character she played in High Fidelity.
I loved Michael Moore’s actions. He was able to build a bigger coalition that Bush was! And, his coalition was willing to have their identity revealed (not like 10 of the countries in Bush’s coalition of the swilling). And thank god that we won’t have to endure a grovelling retraction/apology from Moore a couple days later when the heat is brought to bear by vitriolic, mindless, talk-radio-driven yahoos making people fear for their livelihood (a la The Dixie Chicks).
P.S. Jon, I used Peavey equipment like that back in the day. I remember do a sound gig on a Peavey mixer that had knobs as big as a baseball. And, I’ve been meaning to ask, is the photo at the top of your site a magnified view of a printed circuit board thru-hole via? If so, far out!
You should put up a new whore. Not that I’m volunteering or anything.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is HOT!!!
Just thought I’d point that out.
Then again, I could totally make a great list of hot women… Maybe another time.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is HOT!!!
Just thought I’d point that out.
Then again, I could totally make a great list of hot women… Maybe another time.
Sorry for the double-postage there
Michael Moore is Fat and Wrong
http://www.threequestionamrks.com/MichaelMoore.html
Rumsfeld speaks for me.
I type like an infant. The above link should read:
http://www.threequestionmarks.com/MichaelMoore.html
Hello,
I love Michael Moore and I agree with all that he said on the Oscar’s night.
SHAME ON YOU MR. BUSH!!!
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