Make it Stop
April 8th, 2003After marinating during wartime, I’ve determined:
- Liberals just lie there and take it, because Saddam is a bad guy.
- Apparently, if you support the troops, that means you must support the war. If you don’t support the war, you can’t support the troops.
- Conservatives love to focus their rhetoric on how lame you are and not on your argument.
- Liberal minded people must all move to France.
- What’s so bad about France? They seem to be in it for the money as well.
- Most trolls are conservative.
- My new job means I can’t publish as much as I’d like.
- CBSNews.com has the best video feeds of all the major networks.
- If you are a dog, you don’t care so much about anything other than how many times your belly gets scratched, how many treats you get or how mad dad gets when you chew Trident Cinnamon gum still in the wrapper and it gets all over the white carpet at grandma’s house.
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I think you need to have a conversation with Chuck about the Trident Cinnamon gum thing. What a bad boy!
Oh, France isn’t so bad. I’m part French, go figure.
i’m with chuck. i think i like to dog’s life better anyway. i wonder if monster board has any openings…
How’d all you bloggers get so liberal? Concerning point #3 above, the opposite is true:
http://www.nationalreview.com/full_coverage/article.asp
Ah yes, the national review, that unbiased source of “news”. I’m surprised someone actually admits to reading, much less citing this crap, I mean, source.
- Conservatives foam at the mouth while liberals whine
- Conservatives make wack-ass placards and signs at their rallies/protests, Liberals have some of the most creative signs
- Conservatives channel and focus their message to one point, i.e,protest is bad / unAmerican / unpartriotic; while liberals protesters throw everything into the pot when protesting the war
I’m off to drink some Beaujolais and listen to some Dixie Chicks
Man, Chuck must be really tearing up the carpet at grandmom’s house!
Pink marker and gum? And he hasn’t been banished yet??
Give that Chuckle belly a rub for me!
Yeah, we dogs have the life. It’s great to get away with pissing on a conservative’s leg, too.
ruff!
USA #1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at the bright side- your having a good time trying to make babies, your wife is a super cool hottie, and your dog is cute enough that I am tempted to fly down there and dog knap him… And if nothing else the War allows for controversy- and shoot, eveyone loves controversy!
conservatives or “liberals” - i prefer “progressives” as a less negatively charged change to the nomenclature - are both in it for the money.
conservatives, however, being steeped in the hubris of capitalism will more often say anything, regardless of its veracity, to support their position.
in other words:
*conservatives believe the ends are more important than the means
*progressives believe the means are as important as the ends
*progressives do not run companies like halliburton
*progressives better arm themselves and aim for the head when the jackboots kick their doors off the hinges at 4 am.
“When they kick in your front door
How you gonna come,
With your hands above your head,
Or on the trigger of your gun?”
Clash
Here’s the big difference.
Conservatives believe decisions should be made on morals
Liberals believe decisions should be made based on being politically correct - considering everyone’s feelings
As for the supporting troops/war, you cannot seperate the two.
Where was the conservatives and their morals when the Hutus & Tutsis in Rwanda killed about 800,000 people? How about the subjugation of women, men and children by the Taliban (before 9/11)?
What’s a few hundred thousand lives when they’re black? Besides, they don’t got none of that oil!
cannot separate support of troops from support of war?
um, as far as i know, going to war = greater possibility of troop casualties.
i want my friends who serve ALIVE, thank you.
i support the use of american troops for the right purposes. not every purpose is right.
Try this out for pure schmaltzy poop:
left-wing this, right-wing that. I just can’t agree with either type for more than ten minutes. Something quite simple occured to me.
I am a Double-Winger.
I will no longer frustrate myself trying to find comfort in either crowd. I will embrace my double-wingedness.
While the single-winged, left-wingers and right-wingers remain earthbound and unable to fly, I will take my complete set of two wings and race ahead. If they wish to join me, great, if not, I will enjoy the sky where I will practice loopdeeloops and other stunts — and — watch out, I am kinda like a bird. I will practice my aim and I will poop on their heads.
You can quote me on that.
I’m not the only one up here. I see a few others, perhaps one of them is you. If not, If you are missing one of your wings, all hope is not lost. It’s really not that difficult to grow whichever wing you lack. Just relax, think *Fairness* *Reason* *Balance* *Logic* but most of all take the attitude that you will seek *solutions* and *answers* rather than *blame* or *complaints*. It can be difficult and at times even painful and lonely, but holy bird poop, is it ever worth it.
Won’t you join us in flight? Our flock is small. It would be much more fun if more of us were up here flapping our full sets of wings.
having said that, I support The Rroject for a New American Century. So sue me.
and for all you smartasses who itch to call me a bird-brain— I already thought of it — so save it. I am a silly dick. I only pretend to be creative and clever. I guarantee that I hate myself more than you — go ahead, test me.
armstrong, you are cool.
merkley
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