They say gum is a goodalternative for cigarettes, soothes that oral fixation. I say they can suck eggs and piss. gum doesn’t french inhale or make you feel guilty for falling off the wagon time and again. the only gum worth its salt in this world is Hubba Bubba and they don’t make it anymore. gum comes from trees, or at least it used to. there’s too much of it hardened and flat on the sidewalk. i miss that crumbled stick you’d get in every pack of baseball cards. if you mix it up it spells “ugm”.
They say gum is a goodalternative for cigarettes, soothes that oral fixation. I say they can suck eggs and piss. gum doesn’t french inhale or make you feel guilty for falling off the wagon time and again. the only gum worth its salt in this world is Hubba Bubba and they don’t make it anymore. gum comes from trees, or at least it used to. there’s too much of it hardened and flat on the sidewalk. i miss that crumbled stick you’d get in every pack of baseball cards. if you mix it up it spells “ugm”.
chewing gum makes your jaw muscles grow big and strong. However, if you’re a singer, you don’t want that because it makes you incapable of opening your mouth as far as you would really like. Also, if you’re like me and have TMJ (fairly common jaw-ligament problem) chewing gum can either make your jaw click annoyingly or simply it can hurt like someone driving red hot pointy pokers into the jaw joint.
Also, chewing gum in Singapore will get you a jail sentence.
Aren’t I the little smart Alec?
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Are we sure that’s not from a 1940s issue of Life Magazine?
cures leprosy! acne! erectile disfunciton! it’s the miracle food.
Chewing gum also makes you hungry.
chewing gum gives me the incredible urge to swalloww gum. then immediately thereafter, I crave chewing gum. wonder why they don’t mention that.
you made me remember that i have gum in my bag, thanks
eh, chewing tobacco does the same damn stuff — especially “sweeten the breath”
Are you familiar with ‘Soylent Green’?
That was a miracle food and it was people.
Oh yeah, it also makes my jaw and my stomach hurt. It also makes pregnant women vomit - so watch out!
Gum makes pregnant women vomit?.. that’s ironic
because the nuns told me that if I swallowed gum..it would make me pregnant.
They say gum is a goodalternative for cigarettes, soothes that oral fixation. I say they can suck eggs and piss. gum doesn’t french inhale or make you feel guilty for falling off the wagon time and again. the only gum worth its salt in this world is Hubba Bubba and they don’t make it anymore. gum comes from trees, or at least it used to. there’s too much of it hardened and flat on the sidewalk. i miss that crumbled stick you’d get in every pack of baseball cards. if you mix it up it spells “ugm”.
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They say gum is a goodalternative for cigarettes, soothes that oral fixation. I say they can suck eggs and piss. gum doesn’t french inhale or make you feel guilty for falling off the wagon time and again. the only gum worth its salt in this world is Hubba Bubba and they don’t make it anymore. gum comes from trees, or at least it used to. there’s too much of it hardened and flat on the sidewalk. i miss that crumbled stick you’d get in every pack of baseball cards. if you mix it up it spells “ugm”.
gum
you said oral fixation….
hubba bubba is around and wrigley makes it. http://www.wrigley.co.uk/Hubbabubba/Index.cfm
chewing gum makes your jaw muscles grow big and strong. However, if you’re a singer, you don’t want that because it makes you incapable of opening your mouth as far as you would really like. Also, if you’re like me and have TMJ (fairly common jaw-ligament problem) chewing gum can either make your jaw click annoyingly or simply it can hurt like someone driving red hot pointy pokers into the jaw joint.
Also, chewing gum in Singapore will get you a jail sentence.
Aren’t I the little smart Alec?