Regime Change 2004
August 7th, 2003Although I suspect W will be re-elected based on anecdotal evidence and purely unscientific data gathering, there is always grist (free registration required).
Despite wanting to, Blurbomat will not be moving back to California to run for Governor. Somebody has to stop Arnold “I totally inhaled in my hit movie, Pumping Iron” Schwarzenegger.
For those tired of politics and who might just want to learn about penis shapes. o
August 7th, 2003 at 10:59 am
I am so lucky to be living in the Golden State. However, I’m voting for the Other Arnold, Gary Coleman.
August 7th, 2003 at 11:54 am
kind of disappointed here…the penis shapes link doesn’t seem to be working.
August 7th, 2003 at 12:18 pm
how cheap is the Emusic account? can’t find it on their web page…
August 7th, 2003 at 1:42 pm
stella, search yahoo news for “penis shape”.
jenna, it’s $14.95/month for 3 months or cheaper if you do a 12 month subscription.
August 7th, 2003 at 1:45 pm
Actually, I fixed the penis link. Kung Log is weird. Not sure I like what it does to URLs. Maybe it’s an MT-Textile problem. Either way, penis shape news!
August 7th, 2003 at 7:25 pm
yeah, california, glad i live here. especially working in politics, i can appreciate the fucking carnival that is the recall election.
complete with a strongman and a freak show.
August 7th, 2003 at 10:00 pm
Arnold Schwartzenegger, Arianna Huffington or Angelyne — who can I vote for who won’t be even more inept than Gray Davis?
August 8th, 2003 at 10:10 am
My goodness, did anyone catch Tracy Ulman on Jon Stewart last night? She and had some things to say about the election. Good stuff indeed.
August 9th, 2003 at 7:28 am
Yeah, we don’t care that Clinton said “I tried to, but I couldn’t inhale,” but Arnold sucks because he admits to it and says he’d address it if it came up in the election. Filthy, filthy Republicans.
August 9th, 2003 at 8:58 am
i don’t know about you, but i don’t choose who to vote for based on whether or not they’ve inhaled or whether or not they’ve admitted they inhaled. california is fucked bigtime. our economy is in the tank. actually it’s leaked from the tank and is now like poisoning our ground water and other real bad stuff like that. yay junk bond status! this recall is costing tens of millions of dollars and has the potential to put a real clown in office. arnold sucks because he’s already proven he has no foresight or ability to reason in the political arena with his huge ridiculous “after school program” proposition of 2002. i’m gonna move to where there’s a political climate that is at least predictable, if not ideal. sorry to debate in a comment. but i had to fulfill my one metaphor quota today.
August 10th, 2003 at 9:01 pm
How convenient, I was just wondering, for scientific purposes - of course, why the penis is shaped the way it is… And now, with this highly reliable testing, done with dildos, fake vagina’s and cooking products, my mind will rest easy.
August 11th, 2003 at 6:44 am
I know this is stating the obvious, I’m good at that. I think what bugs me the most about Arnold running for Governor, especially if he wins the election (which I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he does so), is that it’s appearing more and more so that our leaders are able to buy their way into office and aren’t elected by their abilities. It’s sickening and sad.
I think Jenna Jameson should run.
August 11th, 2003 at 11:00 am
Deep. Penile. Thrusting. That’s just the pick me up I needed on a Monday. Thanks, Jon!
September 30th, 2003 at 3:10 am
The whole recall is a joke. It’s needed, but damn, 90 candidates? Whatever.