Dogageddon

October 20th, 2003

My always fantastic and uber-hot wife has posted photos, some of which are mine. More importantly, note that while I’m brushing the Former Congressman’s teeth, I have refused to move the laptop, and it is balanced precariously, yet expertly.

In a past life, I was a midget circus performer, reknowned for my extraordinary balance on the tight rope. I did not wear makeup in said past life.

Also. In a past life, I played Carmageddon for hours on end. It is the best computer game ever. o


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4 Responses to “Dogageddon”

  1. i think that photo says more about the good behavior of your dog than your balance.

    and that look suspiciously like a t30 and not the happy produce related product i would have expected to see balanced expertly on your lap.

    not that i’m being critical. i’m usually balancing one of each myself.

  2. eddeaux says:

    two things:

    first: who ever heard of doggy teeth brushing?

    second: I can no longer remember the second one.

  3. dj blurb says:

    Ed: Every single vet I’ve ever taken Chuck to has said to be sure and make teeth brushing part of the dog’s daily life.

    Jimbo: T40, actually, and only because the better half was using the ibook for her Klondike problem.

  4. dooce says:

    the only “problem” i have with Klondike is its convenient habit of declaring GAME OVER right before I’m about to win.



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