Dogageddon
October 20th, 2003My always fantastic and uber-hot wife has posted photos, some of which are mine. More importantly, note that while I’m brushing the Former Congressman’s teeth, I have refused to move the laptop, and it is balanced precariously, yet expertly.
In a past life, I was a midget circus performer, reknowned for my extraordinary balance on the tight rope. I did not wear makeup in said past life.
Also. In a past life, I played Carmageddon for hours on end. It is the best computer game ever. o

i think that photo says more about the good behavior of your dog than your balance.
and that look suspiciously like a t30 and not the happy produce related product i would have expected to see balanced expertly on your lap.
not that i’m being critical. i’m usually balancing one of each myself.
two things:
first: who ever heard of doggy teeth brushing?
second: I can no longer remember the second one.
Ed: Every single vet I’ve ever taken Chuck to has said to be sure and make teeth brushing part of the dog’s daily life.
Jimbo: T40, actually, and only because the better half was using the ibook for her Klondike problem.
the only “problem” i have with Klondike is its convenient habit of declaring GAME OVER right before I’m about to win.