What Makes The U.S. Great
July 4th, 2004I’m not going to pontificate on freedom of speech or the lives lost to give me the freedom to post what I’m about to share. Thank any power not of this earth that I have the freedom. And that my dog has the freedom also.
I present:
Former Congressman Chuckles
v.
The President of the United States, George W. Bush
We at the Blurbodoocery decided that since the Former Congressman is not formally running for president and thus will not be allowed to participate in the mockery called the Presidential Debate, we would stage our own independence day debate.
Here, in a rare calm moment pre-debate, “Chuck” considers his options:
Unfortunately, the President doesn’t really stand a chance:
The horror! Where is Karl Rove? Dick Cheney? Both are too busy sharpening their cloven hooves, apparently.
In the spirit of the day, we decide that even though we disagree with the sitting President in just about every way, he still deserves a drink after the beating he took from the Former Congressman:
Thanks to The Drifter for arranging for the President to take part in the debate. [The Drifter needs to get back on the web updating tip.--Ed.]
Happy Fourth of July! o
Way to go Chuckles! I knew he didn’t stand a chance …
as long as its only one standard drink… keep an eye on him or he might down the lot.
Go Chuck! I’m not the biggest fan of dogs, but I think you could probably give that GWB guy a run for his money! Just don’t buy a Jumbone, OK?
chuck has a bush to chew on? did i see that right? awesome!
Dude. I want a W bobble head. My cat will eat it if I put meat on it…
Just the other day I was going through my old bookmarks and wondered what ever happened to Drifterama!
I would like to read a post from the Former Congressman! I think he should at least make a public statement about this “debate.”
Chuck looks like he’s considering his options for a dorito. (I would, too.) I agree that the former congressman needs to post!
damn that dog is cute.
former congressman chuckles for president! rah rah rah!
chuck has my vote! i will totally support any platform that includes napping in the sunshine, regular treats, running around in green fields, and regular belly rubs. and finally candidate who can lick his OWN balls for a change.
jimbo, chuck has had the area cleansed of any form of ballage. So he just licks his penis instead.
If I were American and Chuck was a candidate, I’d sure as hell vote for him.
Chuckles for President!
i hope i don’t get in trouble for occasionally using blurbomat to comment on dooce’s posts. i love both you guys, and chuck is definitely going to nail the election (especially if bush is back on the maker’s mark again.) but yesterday’s ode to wiper fluid? so hilarious, and such a moving tribute to the of possibility of real, lasting love. i’m totally serious. reading it, i actually felt like there’s hope for all of us to find that person who shares our personal obsession, be it windshield hygiene (dooce’s), silence during movies (mine), or wearing a hat in freezing weather (ok, also mine. can’t stand when people don’t do it, and most guys don’t.)
anyway, props to the blurbodoocery, and write on !
Not that I imagined what you would have said regarding the issue nor do you have all the time in the world to come up with this stuff, but I was sort of hoping to find a political discussion on blurbomat.com regarding the Kerry/Edwards duo. Could you get started on that right away for me? Thanks.
I have to second mihow because I more than anyone in this country am in dire need of INFORMATION. All I get in the press is useless analysis. Someone help!
Also, please don’t beat yourself up about the monitor thing.
Off the political subject (hope I don’t offend anyone). When Heather weans Leta it will allow her time for herself. That was a healthy thing for me when I weaned my son. I know, I know, more advice, huh.
Do you know where Chuck is at night? THis looks like he is taking some suspicious jobs:
http://www.cafeshops.com/vpquote.12094968
ooh clever =) and what a good-looking dog~
Cool site ! But I think http://dooce.com/ is better !!!
HA !!
Do you really think W needs the booze? He already looks pretty ripped to me.
George:
Cool comment! But I think non-dickhead comments are better!!!
HA??
Careful there, Blurb. I worry that if Tom Ridge gets a peek at those photos, you and Chuck might be headed to the brig for making an implication of a threat towards something resembling the president.
I hate the sin of homosexuality. Did you know that only 2 percent of the entire United States is actually gay. However, with this retarded Liberal media, that is who everyone hears about. All they do is attack the President. It is a wonder that anyone likes him because all of the media presents him as something he is not, which is someone who desires war and wants to bring the economy down. I can’t stand homosexuals and the fact that they are presented as being a huge chunk of the U.S. I hope that the amendment will get presented again so as to allow the banning of gay marriages.
Troll. Go away.
Actually, 10 percent or more are homosexual. And that number would be much higher if there weren’t people like you out there.
I think the actual number is 10% and that’s only the people that have to courage to come out.
Mama always told me… “if you don’t have any thing nice to say, shut your damn mouth then!”
A valiant effort, and certainly worthy of my vote. I am slightly disappointed, however, that Congressman Chuckles didn’t completely obliterate the President into unrecognizable form. Nonetheless, a maimed former president is still a former president, and as such, Chuckles gets my full support in unseating the bonehead. Where can I volunteer to work on his campaign?
Might Chuckles have a way of stopping Bush before he decides to take over the entire non-white, non-Christian world?
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/07/19/bush.iran/index.html
Who’s next, Mexico?
Will someone please explain this to me? Will someone please tell me how this man is doing what’s best for our country?
I must have been lobotomized at some point over the past few years because none of this makes any sense to me.
Cat owners, too, can experience the joy of watching the family pet tear the president a new asshole (literally, eventually!):
the Geedubyah “Political Animals” catnip toy. My cats LOVED this thing and now I need a new one.
Dude, the href was there before I forgot to enter my email address. I don’t need any help from your comments form to look stupid, I got it covered myself.
…… see?
http://www.segwaycollection.com/gewbucattoy.html
Homos can all die and I wouldn’t care……..and fuck you P.E.T.A. pussies. You guys are all a bunch of pussies who agree with whatever you’re told to agree with. “Homosexuality is okay.” No it is not an entire city was destroyed because of it. FUCK YOU
“The 10 percent fallacy: Studies indicate that, contrary to the inaccurate but widely accepted claims of sex researcher Alfred Kinsey, homosexuals comprise between 1 to 3 percent of the population.” Timothy J. Dailey Ph.D. It is only 3 percent dumb fucks
So tell me IHateGAYS, ASDF, and Fased -is it true?
Is ignorance really bliss?