Groin-Related Injury
October 29th, 2004I must confess:
My wife, after losing a wrestling match the previous evening, decided to fight dirty while I was carving the dinner poultry last night. She connected.
P A I N.
I fell over from the pain. I haven’t been hit that hard in the groin since high school. It’s a wonder that Leta is here at all. o
October 29th, 2004 at 2:29 pm
ouch!
October 29th, 2004 at 2:31 pm
Breathe through the pain!
October 29th, 2004 at 2:33 pm
Whoo. wow. ouch. My husband wants to send flowers…
October 29th, 2004 at 2:37 pm
We’ve all been there, brother. Just don’t get into the “its gotta hurt worse than childbirth” argument.
YOU. WON”T. WIN.
October 29th, 2004 at 2:40 pm
Oh, how many times I’ve done that to hubby. The best was one time we were wrestling and he decided to see if I could fight off someone who might be wanted to rape me. After a few struggles, I moved a certain way, and kneed him squarely in the nads and he said, “yah, you’ll be fine.” Now the fun is when the baby accidently smacks him there while we’re playing on the bed. Muah…I think it’s payback for labor pains.
October 29th, 2004 at 2:41 pm
that’s wanting, not wanted…damn i hate when I do that.
October 29th, 2004 at 2:54 pm
OK, I know the topic today is not politics. I can’t resist. This just says so much:
http://static.vidvote.com/movies/bushuncensored.mov
Oh, France!!!!
October 29th, 2004 at 3:04 pm
Sorry Moose, no politics here, just some frank, open and honest discussion about nut-kicking!
October 29th, 2004 at 3:05 pm
Getting hit in the tit sucks, too.
October 29th, 2004 at 3:11 pm
That’s why I wear a cup 24/7 now. I have a wife with good aim and two little kids who think it’s funny to jump on daddy’s testicles and watch him writhe in pain. I’m telling you, DJ Blurb, buy some protection now and avoid a trip to the ER later.
Daniel
humanwrites.blogspot.com
October 29th, 2004 at 3:17 pm
Jeez.
So much for Leta’s little brother or sister. Well, there’s always adoption. =)
October 29th, 2004 at 3:46 pm
You aren’t the only one. After I lost to a wrestling match with my husband a few nights ago, I decided to sneak up on him and hit him. I accidently “connected” and he cried in pain. I guess I’ll know better next time.
October 29th, 2004 at 4:24 pm
I’ve learned the hard way (er, for him?) that where nuts are concerned, grazing can be just as bad as a solid punch. My poor husband.
October 29th, 2004 at 4:57 pm
at least you are willing to admit it was painful. when the hubby and i wrestle and i connect (mostly as a last resort because he’s using his super friends power force on me), he refuses to acknowledge that it hurts. he’s nuts!
October 29th, 2004 at 6:19 pm
fish is right. never ever compair anything to birthing a child. it’s just not cricket.
hope your boys are up and running again soon…
with hugs,
October 29th, 2004 at 8:09 pm
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October 29th, 2004 at 8:15 pm
sounds like you really got, uh, deuced.
i guarantee all your male readers grimaced reading this story.
October 29th, 2004 at 8:51 pm
Your blurb included my favorite quote from one of my favorite people - Lawrence Tero, aka Sgt. Bosco, aka Mr. T.
That is: “Pain.”
October 30th, 2004 at 1:44 am
what are we talking about?
October 30th, 2004 at 6:12 am
dude… i’ve always thought you were a pretty lucky guy to have a woman like Heather, but… i dunno… if she makes a habit of this kind of nut-punching behavior… my opinion on the matter might just change. My wife’s no “Dooce”, but she’s never punched me in the nuts, either.
i hope you gave her a “time out” or something.
dr. dave
October 30th, 2004 at 9:26 am
“If you’re gonna wear all your genitalia so ‘conveniently’ on the outside, then these things are gonna happen!”
That’s what I said to my husband the last I was re-enacting my winning moves at Tekken 4!
October 30th, 2004 at 11:41 am
*>>My wife’s no “Dooce”, but she’s never punched me in the nuts, either.*
Faux pas.
October 30th, 2004 at 12:14 pm
even as a woman, i know where you’re coming from.
i lightly flicked my boyfriend in the nads with the elastic on his shorts (don’t ask) and he practically had a stroke.
luckily, i’ve never had anything happen to *my* nethers that’s severe enough to compare the pain to.
October 30th, 2004 at 12:38 pm
One time…at Band Camp…..
seriously though. It’s hard to breathe when you take a frisbee full force in the tit. My nipple met my ribcage that day and they haven’t talked since.
I sympathise Jon, now you KNOW you’re alive.
October 30th, 2004 at 1:19 pm
YOU RULE!