Groin-Related Injury
October 29th, 2004I must confess:
My wife, after losing a wrestling match the previous evening, decided to fight dirty while I was carving the dinner poultry last night. She connected.
P A I N.
I fell over from the pain. I haven’t been hit that hard in the groin since high school. It’s a wonder that Leta is here at all. o
ouch!
Breathe through the pain!
Whoo. wow. ouch. My husband wants to send flowers…
We’ve all been there, brother. Just don’t get into the “its gotta hurt worse than childbirth” argument.
YOU. WON”T. WIN.
Oh, how many times I’ve done that to hubby. The best was one time we were wrestling and he decided to see if I could fight off someone who might be wanted to rape me. After a few struggles, I moved a certain way, and kneed him squarely in the nads and he said, “yah, you’ll be fine.” Now the fun is when the baby accidently smacks him there while we’re playing on the bed. Muah…I think it’s payback for labor pains.
that’s wanting, not wanted…damn i hate when I do that.
OK, I know the topic today is not politics. I can’t resist. This just says so much:
http://static.vidvote.com/movies/bushuncensored.mov
Oh, France!!!!
Sorry Moose, no politics here, just some frank, open and honest discussion about nut-kicking!
Getting hit in the tit sucks, too.
That’s why I wear a cup 24/7 now. I have a wife with good aim and two little kids who think it’s funny to jump on daddy’s testicles and watch him writhe in pain. I’m telling you, DJ Blurb, buy some protection now and avoid a trip to the ER later.
Daniel
humanwrites.blogspot.com
Jeez.
So much for Leta’s little brother or sister. Well, there’s always adoption. =)
You aren’t the only one. After I lost to a wrestling match with my husband a few nights ago, I decided to sneak up on him and hit him. I accidently “connected” and he cried in pain. I guess I’ll know better next time.
I’ve learned the hard way (er, for him?) that where nuts are concerned, grazing can be just as bad as a solid punch. My poor husband.
at least you are willing to admit it was painful. when the hubby and i wrestle and i connect (mostly as a last resort because he’s using his super friends power force on me), he refuses to acknowledge that it hurts. he’s nuts!
fish is right. never ever compair anything to birthing a child. it’s just not cricket.
hope your boys are up and running again soon…
with hugs,
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sounds like you really got, uh, deuced.
i guarantee all your male readers grimaced reading this story.
Your blurb included my favorite quote from one of my favorite people - Lawrence Tero, aka Sgt. Bosco, aka Mr. T.
That is: “Pain.”
what are we talking about?
dude… i’ve always thought you were a pretty lucky guy to have a woman like Heather, but… i dunno… if she makes a habit of this kind of nut-punching behavior… my opinion on the matter might just change. My wife’s no “Dooce”, but she’s never punched me in the nuts, either.
i hope you gave her a “time out” or something.
dr. dave
“If you’re gonna wear all your genitalia so ‘conveniently’ on the outside, then these things are gonna happen!”
That’s what I said to my husband the last I was re-enacting my winning moves at Tekken 4!
*>>My wife’s no “Dooce”, but she’s never punched me in the nuts, either.*
Faux pas.
even as a woman, i know where you’re coming from.
i lightly flicked my boyfriend in the nads with the elastic on his shorts (don’t ask) and he practically had a stroke.
luckily, i’ve never had anything happen to *my* nethers that’s severe enough to compare the pain to.
One time…at Band Camp…..
seriously though. It’s hard to breathe when you take a frisbee full force in the tit. My nipple met my ribcage that day and they haven’t talked since.
I sympathise Jon, now you KNOW you’re alive.
YOU RULE!
I’m so glad I’m not a guy.
dr. dave-”My wife’s no “Dooce”…” If my husband said something like that, I would *have* to hit him there.
Diddy,this ain’t no makeing the band! You need to sign me cuz I keep it gutta!I’m a 14 year old female from Baton Rouge who’s tryying to do it big! I’m gon leave you with this:
Yo it was a mistake and you called me back talking smake on the phone boy whats up with that.you used to tell me that you loved me and you really cared.so when we go back to school act like I ain’t there.don’t dont smile don’t smile don’tlook dont be in my face cuz this chick right here you aint gotta chase.Got niggas lined up from left to right got niggas who hot and niggas who right so yall niggas right here yall dont know bout me I be that park town girl 7 days of the week. yea daddy yall dont know bout me I be that park girl 7 days of the week!! (WHAT) PArk Town 4-LIFE…
Diddy if you like my style then holla at me at:(225)247-8230-my cell or (225)358-9002-my house.
P.S I really wanna rap with Bad Boyz Record.
_jay-dee
Telephone numbers? 14 year old female? Eeeep.
Oh my GOD! What IS that comment above mine? And phone numbers, on THIS web that is thisclose to Dooce? I think Jewel Dennis is in big trouble when Heather gets a looksie at this!!! Oh I hope this is just the begining of a fun week here in Dooce/Blurbomat world!!
******VOTE*******
Ohhh yea….sorry to hear @ the boys. I had the pleasure of watching my husband recover from a vasectomy…it could be worse ; )
Hey Diddy,
be thankful it wasn’t Jewel Dennis up there that violated your delicates. Sounds like she could give your nads a drive-by whacking.
Wahahaha, Blurb, you got a shout out to Sean “Poofy” Combs on you website. That is my new #6 on my list of awesome things to have happen to me before I turn 40. Sweet.
14 yr old betta stay in school, yo.
OUCH.. this is one of those times when I’m glad to be a girl.
Youth are our future and our hope for a better tomorrow.
We are in trouble.
im sorry to hear that.
happy halloween.
When I was younger (around 15 or so), I used to purposely go after the groin area…for no reason…to every guy I knew…usually while hugging them. I think it was an attention thing. And now, I don’t even notice when I do it. In fact, I don’t usually notice the writhing until he can speak again.
Can’t resist commenting on Dr. Dave’s comment. That was way beyond “faux pas,” as DG so generously offered. What can Dr. Dave possibly mean? “My wife is not beautiful?” “My wife is not interesting?” “My wife is not talented?” “My wife is not a good mother?” Surely he cannot mean any of these things, because writing such a thing in such a forum would mean that he’s waaaaaay too dumb to be a “doc” of anything. Hmmmm . . .
Oh, I get it! Doc is saying “Unlike Dooce, my wife does not have a handsome, talented, helpful, loving, supportive husband.” OK, now that makes sense.
between the tales of bruised nads, the women who delight in the bruising and the distaff saltiness as a result of Doc’s comment, there are a lot of hurt feelings up in here.
Can’t we all get along (*without* protective gear)?
i’m sorry to hear that. i can (not) feel your pain but i hear it’s no fun.. and the google-ads coming up with this entry are just the best..
It might hurt to get kicked in the groin, but what about getting kicked in the balls. I cant belive I found myself wasting enough time to end up at this useless grain of sand on the internet. Amazon Reviews are neat.
Why are there procrastination Google ads? Strange. I really think Heather’s timing was more than perfect, no pracrastinating at all!
Wow. There is mucho grouchiness.
distaff saltiness - made my day though, thanks moteldude.
Took one in the windshield wiper, eh?
Arf!!
I somehow managed to hit my husband in the nads without even realizing it, even after he crumbled to the floor. When he told me what I’d done I couldn’t believe it because it was completely unintentional. Then I felt really bad. But if he accuses me of ‘milking my pregnancy’ in order to get special treatment one more time than I might have to do it again.
It really is very hard to bend over to tie my own shoes!
When I was nine, I took an Adidas soccer cleat in the giblets. I haven’t walked upright since.
Anytime someone says “Take it like a man.” I picture myself in the fetal position wondering if I’m ever going to breath again, let alone sire children.
cool
natural birth control….thanks to your wife i have to try that on my hubby!!
I did something similar to my huband (before he was my husband) after he bought me a surprise lap dance in a strip club. It involved my purse.
I am thankful that lap dances and strip clubs are a part of our past
GO VOTE!!!