awww, love. it’s a beautiful thing. pooping and love. they go hand in hand. well, no. not hand in hand. at least i hope not. god i hope not. ewwww. yuck.
Seannarae! I just asked my boyfriend that joke trying to be funny, and he anwered it straight out. I was fuckin dissapointed. And you know, it’s totally love for John and Heather if it has to do with pooping and Whiskey.
Hot or what?
i dont know if there are too many more poop jokes worthy of this here column.
although there is that wonderful story about my uncle who dropped a Shatner of his own in my aunts cats litter box. he says there are few things in his life as priceless as the blood-curdling scream she let out when she took the lid off to scoop the box out.
poor cats. you KNOW they were never the same again after witnessing such a wretched sight as uncle fred growing a gorilla finger in their precious box.
Oh my god… I’m… I’m FIRST! Okay, okay, even my sarcasm is lame. But I DID guffaw when I saw the title.
that’s love.
nothing better than a good dose of fiber after a night of heavy drinking to clean the system out. nature’s broom and all, ya know.
Ha! “Nature’s Broom.”
(I am 12.)
A good dose of bran, OR a lot of draft beer and some hot hot hot buffalo wings. Oh, yeah … that’ll work like a charm.
so glad there’s that ‘ins’ on muffins.
My Lady…like on SNL when Will Farrell and that chick talk about lamb meat and wine and how they are LUvvas. MMM fun and tasty.
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nothing says romance like a good movement.
Make it one more for your lady and some bran for the road…
Makes the best bran loaf you ever pinched!
Nothing says true love like colon-cleansing soluable fiber does it, Jon?
awww, love. it’s a beautiful thing. pooping and love. they go hand in hand. well, no. not hand in hand. at least i hope not. god i hope not. ewwww. yuck.
mmm…muffins.
ahhh…regularity.
I too enjoy regularity Colleen. I am a nicer person when I am regular.
todays “duty” smelled like hamburger. I can’t tell you when the last time was that I ate meat.
Who’s up for TMI?
reminds me of a joke of fair quality and appropriate relevance…
“why is your shit tapered at the ends?”
“so’s your asshole doesnt slam shut”
aw jeez, i dont know! i was 12!
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is this thing on?
Such irony. I’m scheduled for a colonoscopy on Thursday. If I had only known about bran muffins earlier!
Seannarae! I just asked my boyfriend that joke trying to be funny, and he anwered it straight out. I was fuckin dissapointed. And you know, it’s totally love for John and Heather if it has to do with pooping and Whiskey.
Hot or what?
I love the poop jokes, they keep me going…
Who’s ass is the management kicking?
i dont know if there are too many more poop jokes worthy of this here column.
although there is that wonderful story about my uncle who dropped a Shatner of his own in my aunts cats litter box. he says there are few things in his life as priceless as the blood-curdling scream she let out when she took the lid off to scoop the box out.
poor cats. you KNOW they were never the same again after witnessing such a wretched sight as uncle fred growing a gorilla finger in their precious box.
LOL
“uncle fred growing a gorilla finger”
There seems to be quite a bit of bran muffin bias. I love the bran, the oatmeal, the barley. regularity very important