Sad Cities for Dudes

May 2nd, 2005

Caught this off of the AdFreak blog (sponsored by Adweek).

Salt Lake City is one below New York City! The list explains sooooo much. o


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19 Responses to “Sad Cities for Dudes”

  1. 1
    sheyna Says:

    i’m from philly. we’re number 1!!

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    Holly Says:

    Sad Cities for Dudes would be a great band name.

  3. 3
    solarfrog Says:

    Gotcha beat in “The Lou” at #4.

  4. 4
    Jeff Says:

    Anti-depressant sales as a measure of depression?Maybe not the most scientific study ever done… I wonder if maybe the folks in Texas just can’t afford meds, or if they just don’t go in for none o’ that ther-uh-pee.

    Good luck with the new whore!

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    Jeff Says:

    Anti-depressant sales as a measure of depression?Maybe not the most scientific study ever done… I wonder if maybe the folks in Texas just can’t afford meds, or if they just don’t go in for none o’ that ther-uh-pee.

    Good luck with the new whore!

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    Torrie Says:

    I live in NY city. I can’t imagine being happy in Texas.

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    crAZy_fan Says:

    I went off my meds a year ago when I moved to Phoenix from Portland…who could live in this much sunshine & not be happy?

    I agree, it’s not a very scientific!

  8. 8
    juli Says:

    Well of course Wichita, KS comes in at a happy 18. We finally caught the BTK serial killer…only took us 30 years…

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    Bre Says:

    Hmmm, Texas has the happiest cities. I guess ignorance IS bliss.

    Why isn’t Austin up there? I’m pretty happy here.

  10. 10
    Danielle Says:

    Wow, we’re 12 happiest for dudes…must be the booze.

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    maxigumee Says:

    Wow. My city’s number 11. Shocker.

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    maxigumee Says:

    Was the number of anti-depressant sales compared to the population? Because New York city might just have a really high number because it has a large population or something.

  13. 13
    Mark Says:

    From what I hear, the happiest cities in Texas happen to sit on a geologic anomaly– A giant underground dome of lithium.

  14. 14
    Strizz Says:

    Texas is the happiest and the fattest. Exactly.

    I am halfway between Buffalo and NYC. Must make SYR manic depressive.

  15. 15
    Aunt Bee Says:

    Wichita’s #18 on the happiest??? I think it’s more that nobody is admitting to their depression!
    And juli–were they interviewing the journalists? Because they’re all excited that BTK plead not guilty. Now there will be a trial and more media stauration! Yay!

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    tori Says:

    New Yorkers aren’t depressed–we’re just neurotic and self-absorbed and assume we need meds. Haven’t you kids learned anything from Woody Allen?

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    Michael G Says:

    Texans are not smart enough to know they should be depressed. Texans; Don’t get mad y’all. I have been to El Paso and i am still recovering.

    (Now Austin on the other hand)

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    Jenny Says:

    There must be something in the water if Texas has 3 cities so high on the list. That just makes no sense.

    And Detroit…full of sad, sad bastards.

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    bisous Says:

    Actually I’ve heard El Paso has one of the highest rates of natural lithium in the water - the suicide rate there has been among the lowest in the country for decades.



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