Comments on: The Rat http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/ Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:40:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: BigLar http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14930 BigLar Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:10:43 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14930 I had a co-worker that was wrapped too tight for earth. She had her ID badge with all the ëI been here 25 years pins on ití. I stole her badge and after she spent a week getting new pins and pictures I stole her new one and put the old one back. She took 3 days off. I still smile thinking about it. I had a co-worker that was wrapped too tight for earth. She had her ID badge with all the ëI been here 25 years pins on ití. I stole her badge and after she spent a week getting new pins and pictures I stole her new one and put the old one back. She took 3 days off. I still smile thinking about it.

]]> By: lucimama http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14929 lucimama Tue, 18 Oct 2005 13:21:17 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14929 Some friends of mine and I take this one step further -- they've got one of those rubber decapitated arms, and we used to do things like put it, with a sleeve on it, so it looked like someone was climbing into my bathroom window, or put it, fingers out, like someone was trying to climb out of the toilet! Then I upped the ante: I bought one of those rubber full-head masks of this crazy scary looking guy, stuffed it with newspaper, and left it in the trunk of their car! I've been watching too many episodes of The Sopranos back to back! Some friends of mine and I take this one step further — they’ve got one of those rubber decapitated arms, and we used to do things like put it, with a sleeve on it, so it looked like someone was climbing into my bathroom window, or put it, fingers out, like someone was trying to climb out of the toilet!

Then I upped the ante: I bought one of those rubber full-head masks of this crazy scary looking guy, stuffed it with newspaper, and left it in the trunk of their car!

I’ve been watching too many episodes of The Sopranos back to back!

]]> By: Ambarish http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14928 Ambarish Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:41:32 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14928 hey that sounds very familiar i used to do that once, you know. this scaring thing is real cute and works with kids hey that sounds very familiar
i used to do that once, you know. this scaring thing is real cute and works with kids

]]> By: Liz http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14927 Liz Thu, 13 Oct 2005 23:26:56 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14927 HAh. My 5-yr old did the same thing to his dad. We got a couple of dollar rubber spiders in Target the other day, we put it under the cover of my husband's side. He shrinked like a little girl. HAHAHA...It was a beautiful sight, and sound. HAh. My 5-yr old did the same thing to his dad. We got a couple of dollar rubber spiders in Target the other day, we put it under the cover of my husband’s side. He shrinked like a little girl. HAHAHA…It was a beautiful sight, and sound.

]]> By: Dy-Anne http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14926 Dy-Anne Thu, 13 Oct 2005 20:34:31 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14926 HA! Lame rat tricks! Try having your husband stand in the closet doorway - which is right next to the bathroom door- and when you come out of the bathroom - at 2am when mind you he was asleep when you went to the bathroom- he sneaks out after you turn off the light and simply says "boo" - he didn't even yell it- but thats ok cause i screamed for like 30 seconds straight and fell down on the floor which I am sure was not that good for our unborn child- I am sure that is now why said child is a monster! HA! Lame rat tricks! Try having your husband stand in the closet doorway - which is right next to the bathroom door- and when you come out of the bathroom - at 2am when mind you he was asleep when you went to the bathroom- he sneaks out after you turn off the light and simply says “boo” - he didn’t even yell it- but thats ok cause i screamed for like 30 seconds straight and fell down on the floor which I am sure was not that good for our unborn child- I am sure that is now why said child is a monster!

]]> By: GeoZia http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14925 GeoZia Wed, 12 Oct 2005 22:29:30 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14925 Many years ago, my ex-wife and I had a similar game involving a small plastic spider. I hid it under the soap in the soap dish in the shower ñ she shrieked. She hid it in my notesÖ. EtcÖ etcÖ.etcÖ. When I was a younger man ñ I used to wear ìbriefsî, not boxers. ìShe who is evilî decided that it would be funny to hide said spider in my ìtighty ñ whitiesî while they were neatly folded in my drawer. So, it was much to my surprise, when one morning at work during a mid morning coffee break I went to the urinal and unzipped, only to see a SPIDER fall out on the floor! Try explaining that one to the guy standing next to you. Many years ago, my ex-wife and I had a similar game involving a small plastic spider. I hid it under the soap in the soap dish in the shower ñ she shrieked. She hid it in my notesÖ. EtcÖ etcÖ.etcÖ.

When I was a younger man ñ I used to wear ìbriefsî, not boxers. ìShe who is evilî decided that it would be funny to hide said spider in my ìtighty ñ whitiesî while they were neatly folded in my drawer.

So, it was much to my surprise, when one morning at work during a mid morning coffee break I went to the urinal and unzipped, only to see a SPIDER fall out on the floor!

Try explaining that one to the guy standing next to you.

]]> By: Chelle http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14924 Chelle Wed, 12 Oct 2005 17:57:18 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14924 OMG! That is HILARIOUS! We recently had a rat problem in the house which turned into my husband & I coming across a fake black rat and hiding it back and forth trying to scare each other. Last night I went to the fridge and screamed when I saw a grey rat sitting by the fridge. He bought a new grey rat (halloween time and all) on the way home from work and hid it because he knew I was getting *used to* the black rat showing up. LOL! Glad we're not the only couple that does this. haha! OMG! That is HILARIOUS! We recently had a rat problem in the house which turned into my husband & I coming across a fake black rat and hiding it back and forth trying to scare each other. Last night I went to the fridge and screamed when I saw a grey rat sitting by the fridge. He bought a new grey rat (halloween time and all) on the way home from work and hid it because he knew I was getting *used to* the black rat showing up. LOL! Glad we’re not the only couple that does this. haha!

]]> By: KitKat http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14923 KitKat Wed, 12 Oct 2005 17:51:44 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14923 The best scare my family has come across is the Toilet Swamp Monster (or something along those lines) - it's the top hald of a rubber monster, and you suction it's neck/torso to the underside of the toilet seat, and the hands to the toilet cover, so that it leaps up and makes a scary face when someone liftes the lid. The best scare my family has come across is the Toilet Swamp Monster (or something along those lines) - it’s the top hald of a rubber monster, and you suction it’s neck/torso to the underside of the toilet seat, and the hands to the toilet cover, so that it leaps up and makes a scary face when someone liftes the lid.

]]> By: Terri http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14922 Terri Mon, 10 Oct 2005 21:42:52 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14922 After hiking in Hawaii, I was unbraiding my hair in the shower and found a 4 inch real live gecko chilling out in my hair. That proceeded to run down my naked-in-shower arm, and out of the tub. My husband still finds this story hysterical. After hiking in Hawaii, I was unbraiding my hair in the shower and found a 4 inch real live gecko chilling out in my hair. That proceeded to run down my naked-in-shower arm, and out of the tub.

My husband still finds this story hysterical.

]]> By: Jess http://blurbomat.com/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat/#comment-14921 Jess Fri, 07 Oct 2005 07:40:08 +0000 http://blurbomat.com/wp/archives/2005/10/04/the-rat#comment-14921 My professor told a story about when he bought his first house. He thought they had rats so he set rat traps and poison, and one day he was cleaning the ceiling and one of the tiles came loose, showering him in rat crap, and right in front of him fell two dead rats: one rat with its neck crushed in the rat trap, and the another rat, who was apparently high from the poison, with his teeth sunk into the first rat's side. That made me squirm. My professor told a story about when he bought his first house. He thought they had rats so he set rat traps and poison, and one day he was cleaning the ceiling and one of the tiles came loose, showering him in rat crap, and right in front of him fell two dead rats: one rat with its neck crushed in the rat trap, and the another rat, who was apparently high from the poison, with his teeth sunk into the first rat’s side.
That made me squirm.

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