October 24th, 2005
Re: this (dooce.com entry).
Why couldn’t I have had Urban Dictionary as a resource in eighth grade? o
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October 24th, 2005 at 10:46 am
Bearded clam. Pink taco. Two of my favorites.
October 24th, 2005 at 10:52 am
Kids don’t know how easy they have it these days.
October 24th, 2005 at 11:06 am
“Tuna pita” is the nome de jour around north Texas these days…
October 24th, 2005 at 11:23 am
I was bored at lunch and clicked on the ‘urban dictionary’ link… I think I may have exploded the profanity filter at work! Not before I had a good laugh at ‘loose meat sandwich’ though. Coolio.
October 24th, 2005 at 11:28 am
Or simply: “box”
When talking to Belinda, that’s what we call it. The Box.
October 24th, 2005 at 11:33 am
a new one to me (but apparently it’s been around for awhile): meat curtains. it’s well documented over at urban dictionary.
October 24th, 2005 at 12:34 pm
Just an OT thought, now that you’re a SAHD: why not open up comments on dooce.com again, and pay the extra bandwidth charges with all that extra ad income? You know dooce’s traffic would go through the roof.
October 24th, 2005 at 12:52 pm
I agree with Lavonne, I would LOVE to see the comments on dooce.com. I’m certain she provokes people to hilariously insane heights of outrage, and those comments would be awesome to read!
October 24th, 2005 at 1:26 pm
A favorite around my household is “friendly bush.”
October 24th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
I like to think of it as my personal goldmine.
Two dollars at a time…
October 24th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
Synonym from another online dictionary “Ebonics Primer”…
“Stay away from dat ho, she be running some dam “ARBY’S.”
Translation: “You don’t want to date her, her vagina is rather slack from over-use.”
October 24th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
Don’t you think having Urban Dictionary as a resource in eighth grade might have scarred you for life?
October 24th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
I feel that there is a liability factor that needs to be addressed in the whole blurbomat and/or dooce commenting system. Case in point: I’m at work innocently browsing (well as innocently as I could seeing as how I was at work) the blurbomat comments on the latest posting. Having just flown past dooce’s entry, and Blurb’s complimentary post, the amusement meter is already pegged higher than it has any right to be while I’m at work. Then I see that Bucky had made a comment. It is at this point that I should have taken the time to swallow the bite of Hostess cupcake that I had been munching on while I was doing the aforementioned innocent browsing. Foolishly, I did not heed my inner voice, and proceeded to read Bucky’s comment, thus pushing the amusement meter into the red, which resulted in the forcible ejection of a large chunk of the previously referenced cupcake. Since the cupcake was both well masticated and dry (oh so dry) it is now enjoying its new home inside my keyboard… alongside some of the water I attempted to swallow to help abate the choking.
I realize that the comments (and resulting damage claims) are the responsibility of the poster, but I do think that a click-through disclaimer of liability for any resulting property damage (BEFORE the comment page loads) is surely in order.
Thank you for your time.
October 24th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
Polly - NICE!
October 24th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
There’s a wrestler whose nickname is “The Game”, at one point he was coming to the ring with his girlfriend and a reviewer wrote “here comes The Game and the box he came in”
October 24th, 2005 at 2:45 pm
Oh my god eviluncledave…that is hilarious.
I burst out laughing on Friday during a conference call. Yeah… I did one of those laugh..cough..cough…cough things.
Seemed to cover it up alright.
October 24th, 2005 at 2:47 pm
P.S. - I’d love to see comments open up at dooce.com So often there’s a story or a pic I want to comment on, but alas….I’m too lazy to email.
October 24th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
Urban dictionary would have completely scarred me for life but I guess with my mind I probally would have been a regular contributor.
October 24th, 2005 at 5:09 pm
meat wallet? garage? lobster pot? never heard any of those before but a particularly vulgar friend just calls it a gash.
October 24th, 2005 at 5:52 pm
cooter pie in Okrahoma.
October 24th, 2005 at 7:00 pm
I guess they don’t have BOB&TOM [http://www.bobandtom.com] in Utah? It’s a morning radio show - and one of their “characters” is an old guy named Ernie Furgler. He runs a hardware store - yadda yadda yadda - and one of the bits they do is when Furgler’s Hardware decides to have Free Hamburger Fridays. His employees come up with a great name for the hamburger … they call it the … FurBurger.
October 24th, 2005 at 7:04 pm
OH I almost forgot - and they also have a HILARIOUS spoof of the Beach Boys song *Kokomo* — they call it *Camel Toe*. The whole song is devoted to names for the FurBurger
You’ve GOT to listen to it — it’s hilarious: http://mediapickle.com/new/?p=content_template2&idb=29
October 24th, 2005 at 7:56 pm
OMG!! tooooo funny, love muffin, snatch, love tunnel, velvet sleave, fuzzy peach, hole, or as my favorite neice discovered, “Auntie Lola, there’s a hole in my who-who!!!” what would it be for a boy a hoho or hehe?
October 24th, 2005 at 8:51 pm
ha, i SO could have used one of those back in middle school. oh how naive i was.
October 24th, 2005 at 9:50 pm
Around here she’s Mrs. Delicious, Mrs. D for short…
And a trip to the OB/GYN is a visit to the ‘Box Dr.’