June 21st, 2006
I hate to be so polarizing in my language, but it’s time, people:
Join me in the fight. o
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You clogs are no match for us pink high heel wearing bitches!
“Bring Our Clogs Home”
Can’t I just move to Canada to avoid the whole mess?
Fine. I’ll be on your side. What do we have to do?
Secretly place clogs in people’s closets? Spread the Gospel of Clogs through our words and deeds?
Do we, the small soldiers in your clog army, get paid anything?
I caught a snippet of an old Will & Grace episode yesterday that made me think of you and your struggle. It went something like this:
Grace: “We need to talk about what’s going on with your feet.”
Will: “What, these? They’re clogs. They’re good for the back.”
Grace: “Good for the back of the closet, maybe…”
go dooce.
(i can’t get into typekey on dooce’s site to comment there.)
Long Live the Clogs!
Are we going to have a rally? I’ll have to get some clogs first, but I am so there. I think my aunt has some wooden ones I could borrow. I have some markers and posterboard if anyone wants to make signs.
Dude, face it, the clogs are ugly. That said, I support your first amendment right to the wearing of
the clogs (you are trying to make some sort of statement with those things, right?).
Hell yes!
I have to say, I have a collection of almost a hundred pair of high heels, so I definitely love them, but my Danskos rule all!
You gotta fight. For your right… To wear clogs.
I clog therefore I am.
I gotta…as a budding chef person, it’s totally necessary for anti-slipness, anti-dropping pots and/or knifes on your feet and anti-crippling after you’ve been standing for over 6+ hours.
Oh and BTW, where do I enter my credit card number for the clog army T-shirt, flag & tote bag?
All that’s missing is a linked midi of the Battle Hymn Of The Republic.
I’m with you Blurb.
Long live the simple comfort of the Clog!
Long live clogs! ..and remind Heather who will have healthy feet in 30 yrs, and who will have the bunions!
I’m with you Blurb, clogs are the shit!
I think your clogs are hideous, but I believe that everyone has a right to whatever footwear feels best.
We cannot cut and run from the clog. We must be deciders. We must put clog on our family. Dont misunderestimate the clog.
CLOG POWER!
I’m on your side!
Send in the CLOGS!!!!!
I usually agree with dooce on these polarizing, sex-charged, domestic-type things, and I LOVE the pink pumps (and so does Chuck, for the record) but clog freedom must be defended at all costs…
Clogs So Totally ROCK!!
i’m down.
a clog haiku
clogs are quite lovely
but not when made out of wood
then they just look dutch
Clog on, Brother, Clog on.
OMG…had a horrid thought. She wouldn’t clog the toilet with a clog, would she? The irony would be too much to bear.
Hit her where it hurts, buy Leta a pair.
I’m with you!
another clog haiku
my crocs are yellow
I wear them with great joy
comfort, whimsy, mine!
I have asked the hubs to get me a pair of clogs for my birthday (the 27th of June) and I am hoping he comes thru, otherwise I might have to declare a war on his shoes too! lol