June 21st, 2006
I hate to be so polarizing in my language, but it’s time, people:
Join me in the fight. o
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June 22nd, 2006 at 11:45 pm
Yessir, Captain, My Captain, Sir! Reporting for overnight duty at Bivouac Clog Two-Four, Sir!
My Report: Engaged the enemy in the No-Clog Contested Comments Zone–no captive clogs sighted or smelled. Lobbed tripartite heavy guilt-inducer (impact at 216). Observed cross talk, made parting shots,and for cover to pull back hurled the new Elmo LA heat-seeking whistler (It screams: Leta + Clogs = Longer Virginity!). Had opportunity to lob in one Fruitcake Threat (impact at 221), so I took the shot.
Rest well, Captain my Captain! May the moon shine on your high insteps until we clothe your dawgs righteously, in foam, leather, or polartec, once more.
June 23rd, 2006 at 1:02 am
I am right there with you on the clogs.
My best pair: Original Green Suede Simple Clogs.
My stinkiest pair: Original Green Suede Simple Clogs.
Clog(s) On
June 23rd, 2006 at 3:07 am
Clog on dude! We don’t need no butt-framin’ sissy wear! Clogs (and comfortable shoes in general) rule!
~E, sec. Deutschland Chapter of C.L.O.G. (Clog Wearers of Germany)
June 23rd, 2006 at 5:18 am
Yo dude, I will say what I said in Dooce’s post…I am proudly on the fence here! I hate Duck clogs, but I kinda like other types…and those pink heels rock my WORLD.
So, call me Switzerland. I am neutral! ;-P
June 23rd, 2006 at 5:33 am
We must all stand together, wearing clogs!!
June 23rd, 2006 at 6:23 am
I am so marching in this army against the forces of style oppression. We’ll meet them on the battlefield and we will prevail because they will be limping and their backs will be sore and they’ll be all “Ohh, I need a foot massage, baby” and we’ll be all “Well, I don’t because my feet get massaged when I walk by my damn Crocs” but then we’ll give them a foot massage because hey, we know where THAT can go and really, it’s just shoes and when they’ve been flung across the room, they bounce off the walls nice and softly and don’t even leave a mark.
So, yeah, I’m in.
June 23rd, 2006 at 7:30 am
“I pledge allegiance to the feet of the United States of America, and to these feet on which we stand, one nation, wearing clogs, with comfort and arch-support for all.”
June 23rd, 2006 at 7:41 am
Been a long time reader of both sites…never posted any comments…
I can no longer remain a silent observer. I too am a male clog supporter (recent convert).
As I sit in my little lawyerly office on my little Caribbean island hiding my office footwear from the viewing public I pause with a heavy heart and condemn those who would have me in loafers…damn the man…
I’m with you on this one buddy!
June 23rd, 2006 at 8:17 am
I’m sorry, man, but I’m with Heather on this one. those things are just wrong on so many levels. I don’t even want to think about how badly your feet sweat if your wear those things without socks. Odoreaters must LOVE you!
June 23rd, 2006 at 8:47 am
We LOVE our crocs.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/teeteringbetween/167450869/in/photostream/
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:09 am
Like chefs, doctors are also very fond of wearing clogs. Anyone who spends a lot of time on their feet for a living wears them — if they can get away with it. But unless you’re a chef or a doctor . . . dontcha kinda need a reason to wear such anti-fashion things on your feet? Maybe that’s the solution: placate Heather & all the other clog-haters by developing a really great, interesting narrative about why your demanding life requires clogs . . .
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:14 am
I really, really hate to oppose Heather, since I love her so. But as an American, I have to support your right to wear hideous shoes. It’s what this country is all about.
I bought my daughter a pair of baby blue faux Crocs. She loves ‘em.
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:54 am
I wear crocs… I will get a picture and prove it…
SIGN ME UP FOR THE CLOG ARMY!!!!
I tried to post comments on Dooce, but they weren’t working correctly. I made a post about Dooce here:
[Head and Boobs]
http://christianconnett.com/weblog/?p=116
June 23rd, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Clogs are awesome. Theyíre like earth Ö paddles….
Awesome post Christy, out of alot of very funny stuff, that stood out.
June 23rd, 2006 at 5:12 pm
as someone who understands why manolo’s need to cost at least $400, i’m against you.
i’m sorry.
June 23rd, 2006 at 8:25 pm
That’s right, bitches! I’m in the clog brigade, and damn proud of it!
June 23rd, 2006 at 8:31 pm
i love your blog but as the owner of at least 30 pairs of clogs i say let him keep them, they are the most comfortable shoe ever.
June 24th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Oh, but they look so comfy!!
June 24th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
I stand next to you wearing my girlier pink version of those very clogs in solidarity. I can almost hear Heather gasping at that atrocity.
June 25th, 2006 at 5:17 am
Not only am I with you, but I am currently trying to kindly explain.. no, force… my husband to get a pair just like them!
I will proudly wave the flag of the Clog Army over here in the UK to let the people know that this is not just an issue that is faced by the people of the United States, but across the Western World.
June 25th, 2006 at 8:21 am
Cast off the shoes!…follow the gourd!!!
June 28th, 2006 at 8:19 am
I despise wearing shoes but since I work in a lab close toed shoes are usually a necessity. Clogs are the perfect combination of closed toe and open-aired freedom.
June 29th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Here is a new photo of famous clog wears. Of course it is Tim McGraws family so he maybe the only famous person to ever wear clogs.
http://tinyurl.com/pqxk2