Liberation!
June 23rd, 2006In a daring midnight raid that started at 4pm, I successfully liberated my clogs from the clutches of evil. It was a hard fought battle, a battle for freedom and dignity. I had air support and support of other kinds. Thank you all for your support.
Behold the blurbomat Clog Army’s first victory:
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Tags: clogs
We won!!! Long live the clog!!!
Dear god, Jon, you look positively half-dead in this video. Excellently done…
clog army is victorious!
‘Victory is mine!!!’
Viva Blurb!!!
Was it worth it, Blurbdude? Really. Was it worth all that?
And did you indeed win?
You may have won the battle, but son, you may well lose the war.
I shall pray that there is an end to this madness!
I especially like the grainy, newsreel quality footage. Obviously that film was shot close to “the front.”
The first causalty in the Great Clog War of ‘06.
So instead of a Purple Heart, you get a Pink Croc.
Viva La Rivoluzione!
Wait a second! Somethings fishy here. Notice how when he falls it’s face first. In a real collapse after a beating like that he’d fall backward. And were’s the second clog! There’s no evidence of a second clog. Clearly there’s a conspiracy at the highest levels to get us into an unwinable fashion war. We are being misled by the BlurboDooce/Industrial Complex for their own nefarious ends. {whispering}…it might even go to the very top, do Blurb and Dooce have the skills, the unrelenting drive to pull this off? could it be that they themselves are puppets of a certain ex-congressman and his tyranical toddler overlord? if the stealth cloggers attack a northern Canadian city that only hockey fans have heard of, you’ll know I’m right…
YES! I knew it! Congrats dude, you are officially my hero. w00t!!!11
One small step for man, one giant… crash-landing on your face for clog wearers everywhere!
*wiping away the tears of relief and sadness*
oh jon, you’re truly the jesus figure in all of this. i’m so sorry you had to die for that croc to be set free.
[thought: jesus would have never given himself up to crucifixion had he worn crocs back in the day. such comfort, such squishiness. garden of gathsemane prayer: "die for their sins? OR tramp around nazareth in these puppies? hard call."]
Victory! I am SO pleased you recovered the clogs…but I also believe they should be confined to home/yard use only. Use them wisely and in moderation.
I am glad to hear you won, because I was unsure at first. To see you diving headfirst, er, clogfirst, into the dirt, with ketchup – I mean blood – smeared everywhere, I was starting to wonder to what lengths Heather had gone. I am glad to hear that you are alive and well, and that both you and your clogs made it out unscathed.
Okay, so I am glad that you made it out unscathed. The clogs? They should be burned at the stake.
You need to go get a pair of either Birks, Topsiders, or Timberlands and wear them around with socks for a week or two. Heather will be LICKING your clogs, begging them to come back.
You folks sure are bored, aren’t ya?
Fight for your right to clog. Damn the torpedoes. Mission accomplished?
I’m waiting for the t-shirt too.
Viva la clogs!
Viva la clogs!
Yesssss! Victory for all free-footed individuals everywhere!
I hope you got both clogs, though. I only see one.
Also, there should totally be Clog Army t-shirts (without crooked text), and Heather’s anti-clog version. Your readers could choose sides by buying the appropriate version, thereby further fattening your bank account.
Wow. I hope that someday my boyfriend and I settle our disagreements just like this. What a great way to remind yourself just how awesome your partner is while getting out your frustrations over a situation. You are both turly creative people.
Ding, ding, ding!
*tapping champagne glass with fork*
Speech! Speech!
hahahhahhahaha great video. love the music. cloggers of the world unite! okay, not the country skirted cloggers that perform at county fairs to twang. clog wearers unite!
i concur! my check is in the mail!!
It’s very “The Great Escape”-esque.
Coelecanth –
If you look closely, I do believe you’ll see the second clog is on Jon’s left foot in the beginning frames of the video.
It is a sad day, if Heather lets him back in the house.
I am SOOO relieved!!! (I think my co-workers are too,,,,they are sick of my clog wearing ass –chanting vive le clogs! )
***wipes tear of relief and triumphantly moves the strap of her clogs from the heel to over the top…not needing to be ready for battle***