I wonder what I would do if I came home and found some strange man frying up MY bacon…..then again, I only have a tiny package of turkey bacon. I think I’m safe.
What was going on in this man’s head?! Did he KNOW they had bacon? Had he been watching their house to make sure they had two pounds worth? Or do you think he went in for something of VALUE, got hungry, and decided he’d rustle himself up some bacon before he continued? Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day…..
I can’t believe I’m the first one to comment on this aspect:
That is TWO pain in the ass packages of bacon he fried up. I get pissed after fighting one package. That was premeditated-no doubt. That sumbitch was stalking.
I don’t know about 2lbs. of the stuff, but I have been known to eat very unhealthy amounts of fried bacon when it is around the house and I get a craving for it. Bacon rarely IS around the house, of course, precisely because I cannot control my bacon-binges. Somebody must have been depriving this poor guy and he just got desperate for a fix.
THINKING BEYOND THE BACON: How come they didn’t charge him with trespassing? Seems like putting his foot in the door was the first transgression. ))
mmmm bacon
Um. What the Eff?
This is something I’d never do. I am kosher.
I only had to read “bacon” and “Salt” and I clicked.
See what the low carb diets can do to people!!!!
They called the pigs over some bacon! You guys are hard core in the SLC.
It’s a good thing I didn’t turn to a life of crime while I was pregnant. No bacon in all of Birmingham would have been safe.
That’s a lot of pig.
Fifteen years ago that would have been my dream. Now? I doubt I could eat more than five or 6 pieces.
Two pounds, huh? Wow.
Oh, that sounds so good. Could be worth a minor burglary rap.
That shouldn’t even be a crime.
I wonder what I would do if I came home and found some strange man frying up MY bacon…..then again, I only have a tiny package of turkey bacon. I think I’m safe.
What was going on in this man’s head?! Did he KNOW they had bacon? Had he been watching their house to make sure they had two pounds worth? Or do you think he went in for something of VALUE, got hungry, and decided he’d rustle himself up some bacon before he continued? Breakfast IS the most important meal of the day…..
Ew.
A coworker sent me this today: http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/cereal/
Ew.
Sounds like something my dog would do, if she could break into houses and use the stove.
I think the instantaneous hardening of his arteries is punishment enough, don’t you agree?
I know this is off subject and my post can be deleted for it but…
I think the photo above is very “Glen Frye Smuggler’s Blues”
I can’t believe I’m the first one to comment on this aspect:
That is TWO pain in the ass packages of bacon he fried up. I get pissed after fighting one package. That was premeditated-no doubt. That sumbitch was stalking.
Good. Gawd. Man.
I’d throw up after 10 pieces. 2 pounds?!?
So glad they included a photo of bacon in a frying pan…. in case anyone was unclear on what it was they were speaking.
AH! THAT’S what bacon looks like…. Now I know….
I can’t imagine if I came home to that scene. It’s just so freakin’ strange!
And Jon … when I saw your “Man” photo, my first thought, before I read the text, was, “Ooh. Fear and Loathing in Utah!”
Definitive proof: Elvis Lives!
I don’t know about 2lbs. of the stuff, but I have been known to eat very unhealthy amounts of fried bacon when it is around the house and I get a craving for it. Bacon rarely IS around the house, of course, precisely because I cannot control my bacon-binges. Somebody must have been depriving this poor guy and he just got desperate for a fix.
THINKING BEYOND THE BACON: How come they didn’t charge him with trespassing? Seems like putting his foot in the door was the first transgression.
))