“Worse than goth.”

May 21st, 2007

Emos exposed

Local news is AWESOME.

UPDATE: Video! o


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34 Responses to ““Worse than goth.””

  1. 1
    Leah Says:

    Oh my.

  2. 2
    MangoFalls Says:

    Whenever I see the emo and goth kids i’m reminded of the SNL skit with Chris Kattan playing Azrael Abyss the Prince of Sorrow on Florida public access.

    “Goth Talk is brought to you by The Gloom Room, the place for all your Goth needs. It’s an orgy of the macabre, right next to the Pizza Hut on Hibiscus Road. “

  3. 3
    jon deal Says:

    Checks the date…

    Ah… sweeps week.

    “Coming up at ten on your local news: $_small_thing blown up into $_large_thing, which we will engineer so it scares the beejezus out of you, even though it’s NO big deal and our ratings will go up and up and up!”

  4. 4
    jon deal Says:

    And! What’s especially LOVELY about the linked article is their link at the end to a Wikipedia article on “Emo (slang)”

    Double awesome.

  5. 5
    drc Says:

    Good grief.

  6. 6
    omar Says:

    This just in: Parents don’t know about current teen culture, but teens do.

    Morons.

  7. 7
    Cyndilou Says:

    Heh. They’d faint if they actually ever found out about (better yet, stepped foot in) Elysium or Emo’s (yup, it’s a bar!) here in Austin. Goth and emo city. :D

  8. 8
    liz Says:

    oh my. i had no idea that today’s youths are wearing black clothes, feeling pain and angst, and thinking they’d invented it all. shocking, totally shocking.

  9. 9
    PixelFish Says:

    I could tell they’d cribbed their “research” from wikipedia and various videos. The reporters failed to recognise the satire behind the statement “Happiness is a sin.”

    I suppose I should be used to this. I was goth in Utah when one of several goth news reports went whipping round…and man, suddenly everybody was concerned about my Eternal Salvation(tm). (Nevermind that I was a bookish nerd who didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, hadn’t had sex, got along with my parents–oh noes, she has the dyed hair and the combat boots!)

  10. 10
    Caroline Says:

    Is their next report going to be on the dangers of ‘hip’ kids and their skinny jeans?

    Cyndilou - I’m in Austin too, and yeah, I’d like to see that reporter try to handle Emo’s…

  11. 11
    alina Says:

    Oh the eye-rolling that went on in my house!

  12. 12
    erat Says:

    Personally, I think the next report should be about the overbearing, non-military fatigue-wearing, gun and knife collecting, tattooed war-mongers who pretend to be parents to these kids.

  13. 13
    Zinzy G. Says:

    Indeed Jon Deal. Walk Camden in London and they’ll show you emo. Three free razorblades and Panic! At The Disco’s latest hit single included. Or you might end up in a Burberry theme covered Ford Escort. But that’s only for those who don’t know white trash.

  14. 14
    Brat Says:

    Well, now *I* have learned something today. I was wondering what this emo shit is. Now I know.

    I’ll sleep better tonight.

    [I thought it was something to do with COMPUTERS. Sheesh. I'm such a dork.]

  15. 15
    Pete Dunn Says:

    Is emo better or worse than exmo?

  16. 16
    Rachel Says:

    Oh jeez.

    I love how Death Cab for Cutie is now the musical harbinger of suicide.

    And… did they ever stop to consider that emo might have nothing to do with the fact that Utah’s suicide rate is sky-high?

  17. 17
    Jessica Says:

    My favorite part goes a bit like this : “…Boys where girl’s pants…” then the video cuts to flowery, colorful pair of pre-teen girl’s pants. I couldn’t help laughing at that. A lot.

    It’s too bad about that boy, but goodness, he exhibits the signs of emo? The fact that they are using slang to describe that boy’s health issues on the news is absolutely ridiculous.

  18. 18
    PixelFish Says:

    Rachel: Don’t be silly. There are absolutely no reasons to be sad in Utah. Why it’s a wholesome, loving, environment where nobody should ever feel pain. It must be this rock and roll kids listen to these days.

  19. 19
    Brat Says:

    Jon, please tell Heather I ADORE her pictures of Chuck.

    IWANTTHATDOG!

    *sigh*

    I’m so in love with a non-human…

  20. 20
    Linda Says:

    I hate my local news as well. They constantly hype “important” stories that have “revealing information” about topics that “you need to know about”. And when they advertise something that I am actually interested in, it gets 15 seconds, and that’s 45 minutes into the hour-long newscast. This has made me want to pick up and hurl my television out the window on several occasions.

    I *LOVE* Omar’s comment!

    Forever and ever, generational culture and mental health will be linked to each other by the news media. And they will always claim that the culture affected the mental health of the practicioners, rather than the other way around.

    Stupid news media. I hate them.

  21. 21
    Marshall Says:

    Man, I wish my lawn was emo. Then it’d cut itself.

    I love that joke.

  22. 22
    PixelFish Says:

    Oh, and speaking of emo: Sinfest presents Emo Christ!

  23. 23
    Walter Bean Says:

    OH! This is so good it must be fattening!

  24. 24
    Suzanne Says:

    Do HMOs treat EMOs?

  25. 25
    bitsmom Says:

    Morrissey - They will be coming for you next.

  26. 26
    CS Says:

    I also think that it’s humorous that the “source” for this information is Wikipedia….rule #1 I was taught in my research class, “Don’t use Wiki…it’s not reliable.” Heck, even the Wiki page itself claims that it’s not reliable and may be deleted.

    The shock and awe nature of the article makes me glad I don’t live in Utah….not that they don’t have similar things elsewhere, but still. :-)

  27. 27
    leahpeah Says:

    jon - i just wanted to thank you for printing this VERY IMPORTANT story about EMO CULTURE.

  28. 28
    mihow Says:

    I much prefer those who are into Elmo Culture.

  29. 29
    amy Says:

    i just wanted to say, WOW.

  30. 30
    piglet Says:

    i have a 12 year old daughter who was/is attempting to be “emo”. except she hated the fact of people calling her on it, altho it was what she was trying to emulate (typical for a tween).

    there is cutting but not the kind of cutting that is typically hidden. she was way up into the lifestyle, got into a LOT of trouble that involved a judge and the police.

    very few people have any idea what emo is and they look at me like i’ve got four heads or something when i try and explain.

    i heard that emo has it’s roots from the 80’s. it’s a new twist on an old problem (being young with crazy hormones.)

    nice coverage on this.

  31. 31
    Charles R. Kaiser Says:

    I am *SO* Emo. . . But only when I’m off my meds.

  32. 32
    corley Says:

    I too laughed at the “girl pants” and the assertion that being “emo” is the cause of Utah’s teen suicide rate.

    My favorite line? “an advanced emo…” as if they’ve completed extra hours of training and have an associate’s in emo.

  33. 33
    jenny Says:

    here is a nice video to complement that article.

  34. 34
    jenny Says:

    oops sorry forgot to link..

    http://tinyurl.com/2zflhv

    [Edited link. PLEASE use TINYURL people]

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