Truth Hurts
May 29th, 2007dooce: Brought to you by SPF 50
The first paragraph is the best paragraph ever written in the history of the world. o
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dooce: Brought to you by SPF 50
The first paragraph is the best paragraph ever written in the history of the world. o
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Heather is a very talented writer, he said understating the obvious.
My family is the same except that they don’t one-up for dramatics, they just talk over each other as if no one else is talking. Tree-mendous.
“I come from a long line of dramatic exaggerators…”
Related to some by blood and some by marriage…
This slayed me:
“I come from a long line of dramatic exaggerators, and my brother is so good at it that he made my skin cancer look like nothing compared to what he has to go through every day. The breathing of all that air. The picking up of the foot and moving it forward a few inches. May I never have to know such pain.”
Are these people part Jewish?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hugs to the bunch of ya!
So true. That girl can write!