Truth Hurts
May 29th, 2007dooce: Brought to you by SPF 50
The first paragraph is the best paragraph ever written in the history of the world. o
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May 29th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Heather is a very talented writer, he said understating the obvious.
My family is the same except that they don’t one-up for dramatics, they just talk over each other as if no one else is talking. Tree-mendous.
May 29th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
“I come from a long line of dramatic exaggerators…”
Related to some by blood and some by marriage…
May 29th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
This slayed me:
“I come from a long line of dramatic exaggerators, and my brother is so good at it that he made my skin cancer look like nothing compared to what he has to go through every day. The breathing of all that air. The picking up of the foot and moving it forward a few inches. May I never have to know such pain.”
Are these people part Jewish?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hugs to the bunch of ya!
May 30th, 2007 at 9:25 am
So true. That girl can write!