Chewbacca’s To Do List on Hoth
July 13th, 2007- Fix hyperdrive on Millenium Falcon.
- Get Han laid so he’ll get off my ass about hyperdrive.
- Get laid. Maybe a Tauntaun? That hot one that’s been eyeing me in loading dock 32?
- Get the eff off this frozen shitbox of a planet. I may be furry, but I like warm god damn weather.
Amongst other things. o
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July 13th, 2007 at 10:39 am
- learn how to speak so people understand me?
hee
July 13th, 2007 at 10:57 am
How random, yet oh so entertaining.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Laugh it up, fuzzball…
July 13th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Chewbacca has needs. That’s all I’m saying. Hoth is a lonely planet for Wookiees.
July 13th, 2007 at 11:10 am
I feel for the guy. That Han can be a real asshole when he hasn’t been laid in a while.
July 13th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Going to go watch Star Wars right now.
July 13th, 2007 at 11:30 am
I’ll never look at a Tauntaun the same way again.
EVER!
July 13th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
OMG I just watched that flick last night!
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July 13th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I think you are making some big assumptions about what a Wookie wants and doesn’t want. By the way, Derm and I have a whole spreadsheet put together on this, if you want to see it.
July 13th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
I read the post.. and thought “what the?”
then read the subject..
Guess next time I’m better to do it the other way around.. at least then the parts that didn’t make sense, have a litttle more meaning.
July 13th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Feels strong urge to tell that Skywalker kid to stop being a whiny bitch.
July 13th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I’m thinkin’ ya’ll watched Star Wars lately after the “Wookie” post from your wife today. You guys rock.
July 14th, 2007 at 7:05 am
did you post this after a star wars drinking game?
July 14th, 2007 at 9:45 am
I think Chewbacca’s just cranky because Han doesn’t recognize Life Day as a statutory holiday.
July 14th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I did it all for the wookie…Come on…The wookie….Come on… so you can take that cookie……and stick it up your….
July 15th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
….Kick that protocol droid in the empty socket where his nuts should be.
July 15th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Wookie on Tauntaun love. Hot.
July 16th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I’m thinking I should finally get off my high horse and watch me some Star Wars.
July 24th, 2007 at 8:02 am
I like his priorities. It’s OK to say shitbox, but not the F-word.