Leta Learns
July 26th, 2007Me: Look at that damn dog.
Leta: Look at that damn dog eating the grass! o
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July 26th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Go Leta!
July 26th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Our 5 yr old keeps saying “Damn Dog.”
July 26th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Uh oh. Sounds like Heather has fired the first shot in the Great Oral Sex Technique Skirmish of 2007.
July 26th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
aw. mini-profanity is so cute.
p.s. your lady insulted your skillz between the sheets. it’s your duty as a man to do something about it.
July 26th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Jeff & Heather r. (and anybody else who misreads Heather’s post):
SHE’S NOT TALKING ABOUT ME, SHE’S TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE A LOT OF KIDS WHO SHOULD BE HAVING ORAL SEX INSTEAD OF INTERCOURSE. Re-read the post and kindly refrain from commenting off topic. I am amazing in bed.
I’ll delete other off-topic comments.
July 26th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
my best friend’s 3-year-old dropped the f-bomb recently. all we could do was sit there and howl. i mean, how cute is it when a tiny girl who looks like Dora drops the f-bomb? good luck with Leta.
July 27th, 2007 at 12:05 am
Preschoolers are great.
Today my son was playing with legos making “rocket ships” and I heard him say “You want a piece of me?” So cute.
July 27th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Apologies Jon, I did misread. Mea culpa.
July 27th, 2007 at 8:59 am
What is also amusing is watching my husband explain to my 5 year old what “shit” means and why she shouldn’t say it and why he probably shouldn’t have said it when he did…
July 27th, 2007 at 11:52 am
While at a light that had recently turned green, the car in front wasn’t paying attention and just sitting there. Out of no where, as nonchalantly as can be, my 2 year old says, “Wake up, Asshole.” All while keeping her attention on the Elmo video that was playing in her little VCR/TV combo.
July 27th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
my three year old daughter called me a shithead last week. it was actually a nice break from the usual banter about poo and pee between her and her brother. Why do three year olds find the words poop and pee so hilarious anyways?
July 27th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Our daughter was cleaning up blocks at school when another sweet, cute little girl came to help her. She didn’t want help. So she tells her to “cut it out asshole”. Went over real well with the teacher :o(
July 27th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
aww, aren’t 3year olds the best? And she understood why you said.. that damn dog:)
July 27th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
“Do as I say, not as I do”. My father used that on me ALL the time. I’m older than you, Jon, and it still hacks me off.
I swore (like an oath, not a cuss) that I wouldn’t say that to my kids, but now that they are 12 and 14, all bets are off. When appropriate, I cuss. They aren’t allowed to.
MOMMMMM!
July 27th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I had a few words for a guy who cut us off, then we heard our 3 year old in the back seat say “He’s not a jackass Daddy, he’s a man”.
They keep you very aware of your vocabulary, don’t they?
BTW Happy B-Day
July 27th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
“Re-read the post and kindly refrain from commenting off topic. I am amazing in bed.”
That right there? Is the wit that’ll always keep me reading you.
Happy belated birthday.