Daddy Has Special Needs
January 21st, 2008Honda HS1132TA Snowblower - Honda Track-Drive Snowblowers
I’m thinking that instead of cursing the 18″ of heavy snow (plus the 24″ that the snowplows leave at the bottom of the driveway) and taking 2.5 hours to clear the walks, I buy this and enjoy the sheer penis enlarging power that double the horsepower and track drive would bring.
It’s time. o
Tags: honda, snowblower, tools
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January 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I think their advertising dept needs to utilize this post and possibly buy some space on ye olde blurbomat, possibly giving you a head-start in putting together the funds.
Jules
January 21st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
My nipples got hard looking at that one Jon. RRRRR.
I have this one:
http://www.toro.com/home/snowthrowers/gastwostage_powermax/826LE.html
I will envy yours.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
Dude. If I ever move to someplace that snows, I will buy one of those as a preemptive meausre. Maybe two, just in case the first one breaks down.
*Tim Allen primal grunt*
(BTW, nice redesign!)
January 22nd, 2008 at 3:47 am
Calculate how many hours you shovel snow, cost your time at per hour consultancy costs. Therefore, if you shovel snow for more than 5 hours this winter…it works out free.
And it’s got a headlight.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 am
Duuude… I dont even have a penis… and living in So. California..in the rainy yuck I might add…. I felt like just looking at the picture made my penis bigger and I am now praying for snow. Just think too…. Moutain High… is only… 3 hours in traffic from San Diego… snow boarding anyone?
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:56 am
I drive the baby brother (HS520A). Nothing beats clearing the driveway and still being able to use your back the rest of the day. And Honda quality…even my girlfriend can start the thing on the first pull. That will be money well spent.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 am
It. Has. Tank. Treads.
I think I just came.
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:40 am
Go big, or stay home.
(Hubby bought one of those little bitty shovel types. He came home to find it in the trash at the curb on more than one occasion.)
Red is pretty.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
Interesting…. that thing is about the same price as your new MacPro,,,
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:07 am
ROWR
and cheaper than a divorce!
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
OH, YEAH! My husband bought a big, manly snowblower last year (we live in Maine) and we will NEVER regret the purchase. It makes winter more bearable. There are few things more horrible than shoveling. I say, GO FOR IT! Money well spent. And TANK TREADS! That’s just beautiful.
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:13 am
I choked on my oatmeal when I saw the price.
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:50 am
Just don’t buy a Hummer.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Call me when they have a remote control version that I can operate from the comfort of my warm domicile.
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I’m a single female homeowner and after years of No. Illinois winters bought the biggest snowblower the store had (tho not as big as yours) and had to prove to the store manager a girl could manuever the machine. In the end he kindly loaded into his personal pick-up and drove it to my house. I’m the only single female in my neighborhood and I still have the biggest one!
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Since reading your lovely wife’s blog todayand the idea of a Family Prayer, came up….I’ve often wondered how you and Heather met….I started to read the archives, and all the sudden Heather had a ‘roomate’…I gather she really dug ‘im..wedding pictures are GEORGOUS! especially #12, (it’s amazing how someone else’s wedding picture reminds me about the gestalt of matramony more than my own pitures, lol)…anywho….is there a link to how you two former mormans met in this wide world….?
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
If it keeps you sane in your very snowy cold winters, and you can afford it… GO FOR IT! You deserve it after giving in and getting a PUPPY for Christmas. Even if she’s the cutest puppy that I’ve ever seen. I’m a cross-over blog reader from dooce.
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
@C’tina, I recommend our take on the day we met.
Mine:
http://blurbomat.com/archives/2004/08/24/its-all-a-blur/
Hers:
http://dooce.com/archives/daily/08_24_2004.html
January 22nd, 2008 at 11:08 pm
buy that and we won’t have another storm this winter…
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:58 am
*Flares nostrils*
*Thumps chest*
*Rumbles gutterally*
Buying that will forge a new bond of brotherhood between us. In fact, I’ll begin calling you “Brother Armstrong,” Mormon style, even though it will piss you off — I won’t be able to help it.
Rah!
P.S. Dude, um, can I drive it sometime, you know, when you’re like sick or something?
P.P.S. Keep Coco clear of that thang.
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
You spend more money than anyone I know!
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:52 am
Wow. I didn’t even know they made them! Definitely not something you’ll see in the UK even if we did have a snowstorm - weird! And yeah, keep the dogs waaaaay clear of it, LOL.
Btw our car is a Honda (UK Accord) and is the best thing we ever bought. You can’t go wrong with their quality.
January 24th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Sully would have stolen that faster than a Doberman could be drugged with pain pills.