Seriously Considering a Party Change

March 4th, 2008

Sent by patatomic. Dude. Romney as Jesus. Can’t even think straight right now…

This sounds like it was made in 1962, before anybody involved had heard of pot or the CIA involvement in Vietnam. You have to love the Pelosi/Democrat dig. Also, based on this video, European emigrants = good, Hispanic emigrants = bad. o


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29 Responses to “Seriously Considering a Party Change”

  1. 1
    Workman Says:

    Oh… my….

    I think I blanked out around 2:30. Did that guy really say Mitt turned water into wine?

    The Obama Girls they aint.

  2. 2
    jessica Says:

    wtf????? hahahahaha…..

    Speechless. Do people actually ENJOY that sort of weird thing??? And then believe it too?
    I also lost it after the “water into wine” bit…

    Scary.

  3. 3
    Karl Says:

    Sweet Jesus that sucked. In defense of my party and Mitt, this video was made by some whack-o on the Youtube.
    Still, this can do nothing to help Mitt in ‘12.

  4. 4
    M@ Says:

    MY EYES!!!!

    I think the worst part about it was the singers voice. Holy Frijoles! UGH

  5. 5
    Mel Says:

    Okay, I’m a relatively smart person, with a fair amount of political savvy (having worked for the DNC for a few years….), but is this guy kidding? And the guy who posted it on his blog - is he kidding?

    As a resident of Massachusetts, his “saving” us nearly killed us. The population has shrunk, unemployment was at an all-time high… but oh yeah. He was responsible for the Sox winning the World Series.

    F me with a hot poker.

  6. 6
    Melissa Says:

    Ah yes, I’ll always remember that day Romney turned water into wine….What the hell?? Who watches this stuff and enjoys it?!

  7. 7
    jck Says:

    I don’t even know where to begin. So utterly ridiculous.

    Mel is right - his “saving” us almost killed us. I live in a very conservative town in Mass. and there’s not nor has there been a single Mitt bumper sticker on the local cars.

  8. 8
    Leesavee Says:

    The “water into wine” line is utterly amazing. Wow. Someone spent time making that. I cringed so many times during that video that I looked like I had a bad tic.

  9. 9
    memikeyounot Says:

    ….sigh….I don’t have the energy to say how disturbing this is. My eyes AND hears hurt.

  10. 10
    Pete Dunn Says:

    Turned water into wine… and then wouldn’t even drink it.

  11. 11
    jon deal Says:

    I just threw up a little.

    I keep thinking that videos like this are some kind of funky opposition research kind of thing.

    Heading over to Pat’s house and turning off his Internet if this is the kind of thing he’s digging up.

  12. 12
    patatomic Says:

    @ Mel

    Ummm…yeah, I was kidding. Keep up, will ya?

  13. 13
    mel Says:

    Lol..I actually liked Romney of all the republican candidates. The rest sucked…

    But this video is nuts. :p

  14. 14
    Suzanne M Says:

    There was a post over on Making Light about the various weird (and sometimes interesting, or even good) videos that political supporters have been putting up on YouTube. They link to some real classics in favor of Mike Huckabee, but I don’t remember seeing this one there. Awesome. So awesome I think I died a little.

    And by awesome, of course, I mean horrifying. I didn’t actually make it to the end.

  15. 15
    Lou Says:

    “I vomitted a little in my mouth”

  16. 16
    Mel Says:

    :)

    Good thing, I would hate to see those gorgeous kids of yours raised, well, you know….

  17. 17
    Nancy King Says:

    Weird timing…. nice young Mormon missionaries just came to my door.

    I’m feeling the need to convert.

  18. 18
    Lindsay Says:

    I was hoping this was a joke the entire time.

  19. 19
    liz Says:

    just because he was governor here (in massachusetts) doesn’t mean he actually accomplished anything. I was actually a little sad to see him drop out of the race only because he provided a good distraction to the republican party for a while. but what a hunk of burning arrogance. good riddance.

  20. 20
    danni Says:

    As a former resident of Massachusetts I’m a little curious about how mitt saved us, and why is his face on money? I liked the part where Ted Kennedy was bashed but then later on you see him standing behing Mitt while he is signing some bill. I guess sometimes Ted is good and sometimes he is bad.
    I actually was indifferent towards the ole Mitter when he was in office until he was busy in other states and you saw him on the nightly news in New Hamsphire and South Carolinia. Then I lost the little respect I had for him when he was leaving the govenor’s office and acted like an ass towards Deval Patrick. Besides what kind of jack ass names his kid Tag?

  21. 21
    lostinutah Says:

    The same kind of ass that names his kid Mitt. Well, actually, I have more respect for George Romney than I can fit into my little finger for Mitt. But I couldn’t resist.

  22. 22
    Workman Says:

    Sorry for the double post, but I’m really hung up on the “water into wine” line.

    If you’re Romney, that’s a bad thing. Water is good, but wine is bad. If he really was doing that, he turned some perfectly good drinking water into a forbidden liquid of sin.

  23. 23
    alina Says:

    Good hell. Was this serious? I just kept waiting for the real punchline…

  24. 24
    southerngirl Says:

    I’m sold. I am going to quit my job, sell my house, liquidate my assets, and start travelling around the country playing this video for people and start a grassroots write-in-Mitt-Romney-for-president movement. Watch out, McCain!

    (Shit, can’t get this song out of my head now, thanks)

  25. 25
    Teresa Says:

    Dude. Just dude. (Hi Jon… don’t think I’ve ever commented here before, thought I’ve been reading you and dooce for years.) Seriously? I mean, I’m mormon, and kind of liked Mitt, but this? Really? It’s like Kenneth Cope, Janice Kapp Perry, and Orrin Hatch teamed up with Satan and wrote a tribute song. Who says “iconoclast” in music?

  26. 26
    mick Says:

    I love how the singer wants to protect his freedom from mexicans.

  27. 27
    Penny Says:

    This video made me feel better about the embarrassing things my party is doing these days. Thanks.

  28. 28
    Donny Pauling Says:

    I seriously didn’t make it through even half of that. It has to be a joke, right?

  29. 29
    Danny Says:

    I liked when he showed Bill Clinton with a beard, like as if to say, “Ahhh facial hair! Look out it’s a liberal! Hippies are going to legalize marijuana for 5th graders! Your kids will be forced to listen to Jefferson Airplane and watch Lesbians make homemade bread! Run!”

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