Macworld 2009 Predictions
January 6th, 2009Apple will release a Bluetooth®™ toothbrush with non-replaceable battery.
Apple will release a car that is powered by dreams and goats. It won’t drive on any road you know. It will look fantastic and get 32 miles per gallon.
Apple will introduce a new way of perceiving reality called iReal 09. It will be cheered until people realize they can’t share documents with Office or RIM’s popular Blackberry smartphone.
And finally, Apple will update the Mac Mini, the Mac Book Pro 17″ and Apple TV. They’ll also show off new versions of their iLife and iWork suites as well as a mention of their next OS revision. o
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32 miles per gallon of goats? Or per gallon of dreams? Or per gallon of goats/dreams combined?
All of these seem pretty plausible. Except that last one.
If you haven’t seen it already, check out The Onion’s video on the MacBook Wheel. Good stuff.
LOL. You forgot about the new magic iFairies.
and people will finally see sense, realise that Office is an absolute pile of tosh, and stop complaining
Honestly, I love iWork soooo much better than having to use Office for Mac – that was just painful. Microsoft FAIL
Now, back to Macworld watching and drooling!