Remember when you were 11 and you’d be staying up later than you were supposed to and you’d be watching one of the premium cable networks and see a racy movie coming on and then it would start and you’d be totally let down that there was only brief nudity? Even though the movie was rated R?

And then you’d realize that brief nudity was better than no nudity and then you’d watch some horrible movie and hope beyond hope that they weren’t talking about butts when they mentioned the nudity?

Remember when the mere words brief and nudity meant something? When you were so glad that your parents put out the cash for the premium networks? Then your parents would see some terrible movie and stop the subscription on moral grounds?