Chewbacca’s To Do List on Hoth

  • Fix hyperdrive on Millenium Falcon.
  • Get Han laid so he’ll get off my ass about hyperdrive.
  • Get laid. Maybe a Tauntaun? That hot one that’s been eyeing me in loading dock 32?
  • Get the eff off this frozen shitbox of a planet. I may be furry, but I like warm god damn weather.

Amongst other things.