Dog Living

What? You kidding me? We got ourselves a family right here!dog.

The Blurbomatâ„¢ compendium of 5 days of being an adult and owning a dog:

  • Human sleep is optional. Dog sleep is constant.
  • He bites everything and everybody.
  • He may be bipolar.
  • He’s probably going to be 100 pounds or more. I’m in utter denial about this fact.
  • He’s a smart little shit. He already knows that when I tell him to zip it and he’s in the crate, it’s time to zip it. Especially at 3:24 a.m.
  • Dog people are not insane. They are in love.