The Blurbomat™ compendium of 5 days of being an adult and owning a dog:
- Human sleep is optional. Dog sleep is constant.
- He bites everything and everybody.
- He may be bipolar.
- He’s probably going to be 100 pounds or more. I’m in utter denial about this fact.
- He’s a smart little shit. He already knows that when I tell him to zip it and he’s in the crate, it’s time to zip it. Especially at 3:24 a.m.
- Dog people are not insane. They are in love.